I touched a girls boobs and then had sex with her (NWS IT HAS THE WORD BOOBS IN IT)

[Jerome Scuggs]

Hey look, I can pretend stuff on the Internet isn't funny to cover up my own inane sense of humor too! INSECURITIES ARE AWESOME!!!

(excluding pearl jam, who does, in fact, posess a sense of humor)

[Scurvy]

i'm just really impressed that you busted this chick in her face, THEN her mom right afterwards. was this two separate bustings, or just a transfer. either way, its a notable achievment.

[Mr. Peanuts]

well i thought it was pretty funny initally.

[Darius Winds]

nvr fgt

[Squeezer]

Hey look, I can pretend stuff on the Internet isn't funny to cover up my own inane sense of humor too! INSECURITIES ARE AWESOME!!!

(excluding pearl jam, who does, in fact, posess a sense of humor)

http://cgi.ebay.com/GET-A-SENSE-OF-H...QQcmdZViewItem

[PaulOakenfold]

HAHAHAH an ardvark!

Brilliant.

[returnoftheapt]

I think this story is about him losing his virginity to a slut. And is so excited about it he posts it on the internet, but tries to make a sarcastic internet esque joke about it. Which is funny at first, then you realize what truly is going on.




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[Miku19]

So she had two bras on her?

[Richard Creager]

All the classy bitches come stocked with doubles, didn't you hear?

[Darius Winds]

The story did not require much focus, so that is a writer's error. WHOOPSIE! You guys win this round.

[Squeezer]

So she had two bras on her?

I hate when that happens.