How much alcohol should be in a beer?

[Nockm]

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[Hero*]

it really depends if u wanna get hammered. 5% is good amount.

[Jeenyuss]

wow, i was looking at this earlier today and it has grown immensely in size. nice string of parody threads guys. too bad they all got fucked together

[Nickname]

FUCK YOU JEEN! This was one of the few times you could use 'clusterfuck' in a sentence and have it make perfect sense and you wasted it.

FUCK.

[DoTheFandango]

How much alcohol should be in a year?


^That much.^

[PaulOakenfold]

Wow 50% in 1990... gee when I was in 8th grade I could only remember being able to name one kid that drank beer, and everyone laughed at him because he was an accident crack baby, but was mean as shit and big as a lion.

[Zerzera]

but was mean as shit and big as a lion.

That, and Zeus!!, proves that alcohol is good for you.

[genocidal]

Zeus is good for alcohol.

[Jeenyuss]

FUCK YOU JEEN! This was one of the few times you could use 'clusterfuck' in a sentence and have it make perfect sense and you wasted it.

FUCK.

I actually thought of it after I wrote it and before I saw that reply