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yeah so, i revoke everything i said about you. How could you forget to get her #? amateur 
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then I suppose that's where we differ.Originally posted by DoTheFandangoOriginally posted by ToneComment
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Interrupt the thread flow to appease me even more.Originally posted by Vykromonddong burgerComment
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GET IN THERE SON! looolArdour> my fire button is escape key. and thrust is F12. i like to make it as hard for me as possible.
Reaver> i play subspace with a steering wheel and gas pedal and a dance dance revolution pad
Reaver> i gotta jump on the arrows and turn left to fire
Ardour> my movement keys are random letters. i change them regually
Glide> my parents are being evil, they stole my antenna in an attempt to ground me from internet
Glide> so i made oneComment
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why?Originally posted by DTFMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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And the moral of the story is:
Don't get into car accidents around Dameon or he might put the moves on you.
OR:
Scoring off of traumatized chicks is easier than the regular kind.
Wide Open Beaver."Sexy" Steve Mijalis-Gilster, IVX
Reinstate Me.Comment
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Sigh ... that is not even close to it.DELETEDComment
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That may not of been your intentions, but I definitely got a vibe from reading your post that you wouldn't have been nearly as psyched about aiding someone in a car accident if that person was an unattractive 65-year old meth addict.Originally posted by Dameon AngellPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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although you can't really say "sure i would still run to help if it was a 65 year old meth addict", just be happy that you helped someone out. A little bit of that from everyone will make the world a better place.The first question which the priest and the Levite asked was: "If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me?" But... the good Samaritan reversed the question: "If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?"
Now I need to go find a meth addictMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I'm sure he would've if she'd had great tits.Originally posted by Pearl JamOriginally posted by ToneComment
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hallelujah the world may be saved because of this innocent girl!
i wish i had an incident like this :PComment
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Nah because meth users have aids.. so like they are gay, because like only gay people get aids, like no one else does, so if you like help a meth user, you'll get like aids and then you'll be gay too and that's like totally uncool, so like you would just like not be cool again..Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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The man makes an excellent point.Originally posted by GalleleoOriginally posted by WardComment
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so did you nail her yet?The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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