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  • #16
    It WAS Lee Harvey Oswald who flew the planes into the WTC because he hated the Jews.

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    • #17
      1a. Tony Almedia dies in Season 5 of 24 at the hands of Robocop
      1b. Michelle Dessler dies in Season 5 of 24 from a Car Bomb
      1c. President Palmer gets assassinated in Season 5 of 24 by one of Robocop's men
      1d. Chloe O'Brien doesn't die in Season 5 of 24, and is still cute as fucking hell.
      2. King Kong dies at the end of King Kong
      3. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father
      4. Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze
      5. Will Smith is a robot, in I, Robot
      6. John Travolta dies in Pulp Fiction
      7. Kurono gets laid before his 3rd match, in Gantz
      8. The 40 Year Old Virgin gets laid
      9. The quiet kid goes ape shit on everyone at the end of Waiting
      10. In .hack//sign Subaru is a wheelchair bound Girl who falls in love with Tsukasa, who we later find out is also a female. Subaru probably doesn't give a shit, and turns lesbian for Tsukasa anyways.
      11. Appleseed is the program to unlock the bioroid's reproductive functions
      12. Sephiroth kills Aerith
      13. Princess Toadstool is always in another castle, until stage 8-4
      14. At the end of Indigo Prophecy, Kane is the one with the ablility to take on the Oracle and the Artificial Intelligence and by defeating them and saving the little girl, his wish to her is to return the world to normal.
      15. Master Miller is Liquid Snake
      16. Liquid Snake returns as Revolver Ocelot's arm
      17. Eva was working for the Chinese Government as a double agent spy the whole time.
      18. Uma Thurman kills Bill in Kill Bill
      19. Uma Thurman's name in Kill Bill is Beatrix Kiddo
      20. The L Shaped Block killed the rest of them in Tetris
      21. Bruce Willis kills himself at the end of Sin City
      22. Rosebud is the guy's Sleigh
      23. You will die alone
      24. Helena escapes from the roof of the DOATec building as it collapses at the end of Dead or Alive 4
      25. Master Chief is not a Master Chef
      26. The two girls kill eachother at the end of 2LDK
      27. The little girl group "Dessert" or something like that was behind all of the suicides in The Suicide Club
      28. There is no Cow Level

      Yeah, I was bored.
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      • #18
        Hulk Hogan is black.

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        • #19
          and he doesn't eat vitamins or say his prayers.
          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

          Originally posted by Richard Creager
          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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