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    that IlyaG


    1:IlyaG> I ejaculated into my pants while stroking my dick through them... while looking at Flown's picture. I swear to god it happened! SERIOUSLY!
    1:IlyaG> I couldn't stop... usually, I run to the bathroom and do it into the toilet... but this time, I just sat at my computer... and it happened
    1:IlyaG> this isn't a joke or a lie... i swear it happened
    1:IlyaG> i had to change my underwear obviously, but I didn't take a shower...
    1:IlyaG> not until the next day
    1:IlyaG> the smell of dried semen on my pubic hair was intoxicating!
    1:IlyaG> this is too pathetic to be a joke or a lie...
    1:IlyaG> Flown-induced semen smell haunted me through the night...


    such a guy!
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    LAUGH OUT LOUD (REALLY LOUD)
    jasonofabitch loves!!!!

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    • #3
      1:IlyaG> and then PUSH moved this post to Useless Crap
      Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts WASHINGTON, DC—In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad-assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."



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      • #4
        lol, I remember one time I was quite horny and I ended up getting quite a bit onto my tshirt, which was a fucker cuz I had no decent tshirts left and we were going out somewhere, I don't remember if I wore that or what though.

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        • #5
          spunkalicious

          I still remmeber my first time jacking it off, flogging the bishop, jerkin the gerkin, strangling the trowser snake. I was watching scrambled up hard-core porn on the payperview channel and I started going at it, I spunked all over my pajama pants, I got scared cause I wasnt sure what happened.

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