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  • #16
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    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #17
      Oh man the material I have for trolling animals lovers.
      sage

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      • #18
        Oh man N.E.D.M. amirite, Tone? *wink* I don't even think PH understands what I'm talking about this time.

        And that's how it shall stay..... a cruel pun is hidden deep within this text
        Last edited by PaulOakenfold; 05-15-2006, 11:28 PM.

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        • #19
          Google says "Neutron Electric Dipole Moment" and "New England Dancing Masters".

          EDIT: But you know me and words that start with N. Bad idea.
          Last edited by PH; 05-17-2006, 04:23 AM.
          Originally posted by Tone
          It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
          Originally posted by the_paul
          Gargle battery acid fuckface
          Originally posted by Material Girl
          I tried downloading a soundcard

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          • #20
            Neighborhood starts with N and if you're not a minority, that's obviously a bad place to be.
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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