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  • #16
    Originally posted by Hydride
    I get paid 9.50 an hour for polishing rich ass peoples shoes :greedy:

    I probably do work for 4 hour sin an 8 hour shift, the other 4 hours are too waiting for shoes to come.. or taking my 30 minute break with a free staff meal by the chefs (I work at a golf course)

    I have met Grant Fuhr, Craig McTavish, Kevin Lowe and Mario Lemuixe (Is that how you spell his last name?) Cousin

    It's pretty sweet meeting these NHL players.. oh yeah btw I went to the church where Wayne Gretzky got married... in Edmonton.. yes EDMONTON OWNS ALL CITIES

    Come to Edmonton for the vacations (I'll hook you up with golf!) B)
    Pfft, I get 10 bucks an hour for working a little snack shack for little league baseball. Less work, more money. I win.

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    • #17
      is that somewhere along the Oregon Trail?

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Twerp
        Pfft, I get 10 bucks an hour for working a little snack shack for little league baseball. Less work, more money. I win.

        Pfft, I get payed 10€ an hour by either just playing around or playing football

        Originally Posted by HeavenSent
        You won't have to wait another 4 years.
        There wont be another election for president.
        Obama is the Omega President.
        http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Twerp
          Pfft, I get 10 bucks an hour for working a little snack shack for little league baseball. Less work, more money. I win.
          I get paid 10 euro (more then 10 dollars) for a 15 min job.
          Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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          • #20
            I get $50 an hour for watching boobs.
            6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

            Originally posted by Dreamwin
            3 league vet

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Miku19
              I get $50 an hour for watching boobs.
              Even if the payed me €100 an hour, I wouldn't watch men boobs...

              B)
              Jason> God said, "Heh, I'm gonna give Eve some nice titties."
              Dyers eve> God wanted me to have nice titties?
              Superstar> Yes eve, he does want you to have nice titties. To bad he placed them on the wrong spot. Cup C size balls.

              ---------------------------------------------------

              Greetz Dyers eve

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Galleleo
                I get paid 10 euro (more then 10 dollars) for a 15 min job.
                Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Jerome
                  I work on the 14th floor of the 15-story Chase Bank building in downtown Shreveport. I'm a runner for a law-firm, which basically means I do most of the bitch work (ironically, I pretty much never actually run files around...I just catalogue and close old files for transport to the archives.) I carpool with Stafford, my best friend, we switch cars weekly...you would too, if parking in the garage was 7 bucks a day.

                  We got to work early and no-one was there so we clocked in at 7:00 (we got there at 8 so there's an extra $6.50)

                  We do some filing for about an hour and we go back upstairs, and our boss asks us to take down the money from the coke machine and some deposits to Chase Bank, which is conveniently 13 stories below. So we toss the coins into an old filing box (jesus christ those fuckers drink alot of coke, the bags weighed 70 or 80 pounds each) and then the box of checks and whatnot on top of that.

                  We wheel the dolly down the hall, and as we're leaving through the front office and entering the freight elevator, our boss comes running through and pretty much tackles us out of the elevator. Naturally we sort of freaked out but then he informed us that thirteen stories below, the Chase Bank was being robbed. Sure enough, we head to my office and look out the window and bam, 7 cop cars are down there, and as we watch, a firetruck, three or four unmarked cars, more cop cars, and a SWAT van all pull up.

                  The situation diffuses pretty quickly. The bank is on the second floor, the first floor of the building is a lobby, with escalators leading to the Bank floor. It's sort of weird so bear with me...but there's a coffeeshop in the lobby as well, tiny as hell, because it was built by removing one "wall" of sliding doors and then adding two massive panes of glass and a door, forming a glass/brick cube. Pretty good place, I used to date the owner's daughter. Anyways, one of the tellers was eating lunch at a table inside the lobby but outside the coffeehouse, he saw the banker run down the escalator and tackled him. We saw them fall onto the pavement, the cops were on them.

                  And then an hour later we watched Demi Moore and Kevin Costner film a movie on top of our parking garage...Demi drove an Audi, Costner an Escalade. Ashton Kutcher was there, driving a Kia...I'm guessing because NO movie star drives a Kia, so he wouldn't be mobbed by people.

                  So that's pretty much it. I sat around and made 7 bucks an hour by doing so.
                  Girl if it's alright,
                  100%.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by stark
                    Do you call ATMs (Automated teller machines) ACMs, then?
                    we dont have ATMs - we have cash machines

                    and they arnt cashiers - they are customer service representives - my friend is one.
                    Rediscover online gaming. Get Subspace

                    Mantra-Slider> you like it rough
                    Kitty> true

                    I girl with BooBiez> OH I GET IT U PRETEND TO BE A MAN


                    Flabby.tv - The Offical Flabby Website

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                    • #25
                      Screw technical names. When I was a bagger I was techinically a "Courtesy Clerk." A manager came up to me and was like "Are you a Courtesy Clerk?" and I said, "No, I'm a bagger...." and he looked at me funny.
                      Pandagirl!

                      (ph)>12 is just right

                      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                      1:Chao <ER>> at all
                      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                      Chao <ER> - hero

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Pandagirl!
                        Screw technical names. When I was a bagger I was techinically a "Courtesy Clerk." A manager came up to me and was like "Are you a Courtesy Clerk?" and I said, "No, I'm a bagger...." and he looked at me funny.
                        LOL

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Broly
                          in my old TWGallery pictures, the white chick, that was her
                          NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                          internet de la jerome

                          because the internet | hazardous

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Jerome
                            in my old TWGallery pictures, the white chick, that was her
                            did u tap that, btw, guessing your dating the asian girl in your pics now?
                            Girl if it's alright,
                            100%.

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                            • #29
                              Jerome you need to ditch those George Burns glasses


                              Last edited by DoTheFandango; 05-26-2006, 08:32 PM.
                              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Troll King
                                Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light.
                                THANK GOD.ok.
                                Originally posted by turmio
                                jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                                Originally posted by grand
                                I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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