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1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer always tastes like shit. Warm pussy only tastes like shit if she wipes back to front.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after consuming your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, but let's face it... she expects it. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife will at least leave you, at most kill you.
One point to BEER
6. Ten beers in one night and you shouldn't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you consume a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you consume any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You generally won't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake up a beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!!!!!!!!
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer always tastes like shit. Warm pussy only tastes like shit if she wipes back to front.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after consuming your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, but let's face it... she expects it. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife will at least leave you, at most kill you.
One point to BEER
6. Ten beers in one night and you shouldn't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you consume a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you consume any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You generally won't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle
or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake up a beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 11 VAGINA: 8
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!!!!!!!!
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