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  • Lion Mutilates 42 midgets

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    Originally posted by bbc
    Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion.

    Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

    The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

    Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

    This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

    An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

    The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

    The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

    Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

    Unfortunately, he was wrong.
    Yes I do know that this is fake...

  • #2
    It was a good hoax with a good story behind it.

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    • #3
      Lion would win without a doubt. The midget would be like all that but then hed kill one. And the rest would just run and cower. Lion wins unless they get a good early kick to the face to gouge his eye out. OR OR OR OMG OMG

      A FEW MIDGETS DIE then they take their limbs and use them as bats and smack him to death.
      Makelele> whos camping
      Sumpson> mitch
      KiAN> Mitch mind not camping?
      Lemar> mitch
      Mitch> shut the fuck up and get in

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      • #4
        Originally posted by End
        OR OR OR OMG OMG

        A FEW MIDGETS DIE then they take their limbs and use them as bats and smack him to death.
        rofl
        carpe diem

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        • #5
          Highlight my post, and you would've found at right after reading it. They just added that top banner, and the custom title a few hours ago.

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