i was looking under my bed...

[Ewan]

for something, i can't remember what but that isn't important right now

but what is important...

...i found a spider!

i took a photo, what shall i call him and what shall i do with him?

[Dant-Zu]

Call him Food and eat him.

[Da1andonly]

call him L3xM4rk

[Shadowmere]

call him L3xM4rk

LOLOL!!!111oneoneone :grin: :grin:

[D1st0rt]

train him to write things in webs so you can win the state fair

[T3l Ca7]

Make him go after the sharks.

GO SPIDY GO!!!

[winipcfg]

Make him go after the sharks.

GO SPIDY GO!!!

Winner, best idea 2006.

[Vykromond]

Edwin, squaredancing

[Jeenyuss]

I would name her Lucinda and begin to get to know her, build a friendly relationship with her. Then one night while watching Will & Grace re-runs over a couple glasses of red wine your eyes will meet and perhaps you will share an awkward kiss which will tried to be forgotten immediately. Several weeks later while you are sitting at home, eating a Michalena's microwavable dinner, Lucinda will return and you will know what to do. Have a wonderful life.

[Hakaku]

Just bluntly squash it. Geez!

[Stultus]

Stick it in her pooper.

[Ewan]

ok i decided to call him food because i think that is a nice name

i thought i would break the ice so i took food to the zoo today and showed him animals

i think he really enjoyed it

i took some pictures too

here's food and the lions




here is food with a manatee gosh arent they big




and here is food with my favourite of them all, the tapirs!




i asked him what his favourite animal was but he wouldnt tell me i think he secretly likes the tapirs best but was too embarrassed to tell me because its my favourite too. how can you not like them i wonder

[Jacklyn]

How do you tell the difference between a girl spider and a boy spider o.O!!

pew pew

[NaiLed]

i was walking through Plymouth the other day and saw a shop called "tor : pedo"

[Ignominy]

Suggestion


Avoid mentioning the "shoe on head" joke.