Metrosexuality

[Kawrae]

Fruit

[Uridium]

i eat about 10 bits of fruit + veg a day, shower normally 2 times a day. Shaving is abit more slack, maybe 3 times a week :/

Exercise is the key for me. Sorts you out basically.

And someone said about moisturizer being stupid, to be honest sometimes i get out of the shower and i get dry skin, not always, but sometimes. And dont drink shit and eat sweets all day.

[Miku19]

Well I wash my face and use a moisturizing cream (made for men though :P) in the mornings and evenings, but that's not to "look flashy" but to prevent my skin from going bad.

My skin gets very dry, especially after shaving, so without the moisturizer it's scratchy for the whole day.

[Doc Flabby]

metrosexuals just attract lesbians that wont want to sex them. I feel sorry for them.

Actually I've seen more than a few of those prissy. high maintainence, clubbing girls ask for Metrosexual guys on dating sites. I'm guessing they figure Metrosexuals guys will have no problem going shopping all the time or talking on the phone for hours on end. There would still be little chance of sex though.

I said the same thing in less words :P

[Vykromond]

RE: Thread Title

I'm metrosexual!

[Mr. Peanuts]

Strangely enough, I've never seen any lesbians who are attracted to men.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Strangely enough, I've never seen any lesbians who are attracted to men.

I'm dating one

[Liquid Blue]

I'm dating one

And I'm banging her! everybody wins!

[Bob (SRB)]

You guys don't know what you're talking about.

I shower whenever I feel dirty. I shave when my beard gets shaggy and starts catching crumbs in it. I just went a month without washing my hair. My hair is long and wavy and just goes everywhere, and I don't plan on cutting it anytime soon. And I wear whatever I can find nomatter what the occasion, my favourite shirt is the one with 3 holes and a permanent stain on it, my fav jeans have a big ass hole in the crotch, and my favourite shorts are 3 sizes too small.

All that matters is that you're confident, not self conscious and feel good about yourself and the women will come to you (it also helps if you're beautiful).

[Bilbo]

Cut your hair, hippyfaggot.

[NaiLed]

I took advantage of him during said coma.


Wait...I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet...

let's just say it moved me.. to a bigger house!

[Pandagirl!]

You guys don't know what you're talking about.

I shower whenever I feel dirty. I shave when my beard gets shaggy and starts catching crumbs in it. I just went a month without washing my hair. My hair is long and wavy and just goes everywhere, and I don't plan on cutting it anytime soon. And I wear whatever I can find nomatter what the occasion, my favourite shirt is the one with 3 holes and a permanent stain on it, my fav jeans have a big ass hole in the crotch, and my favourite shorts are 3 sizes too small.

All that matters is that you're confident, not self conscious and feel good about yourself and the women will come to you (it also helps if you're beautiful).

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Richard Creager]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I "never" shower, truly never shave, and I always wear the same thing maybe switch one article for another in the period of a month or when I feel its too dirty to wear.

I make bitches anorexic through sight alone.

[Jerome Scuggs]

that's me on a normal day. i don't think it's metro...just, you know, well dressed. the first thing i did when i nailed my first real good paying job was buy some nice clothes from an outfitter, and now they're what i wear...they're pretty fuckin' comfortable, i can wear this in louisiana weather (105 degrees, 98% humidity), walking around downtown running mail and shit...couldn't do it in jeans

edit: ok, yeah, the suspenders are a little extra...but to defend my cred here, my girlfriend picked them out for me

[Eric is God]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You're not helping the rumors about you being bulimic