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    Talladega Nights (spoilers etc)

    why the fuck isn't there a thread yet?

    i thought it was fantastic. nothing groundbreaking but a great movie, hilarious and such.

    almost as good as the movies were the previews...alot of great fuckin' movies coming out soon.

    and by the way, i got some serious cred, i totally said "mos def and elvis costello" a few seconds before will ferrel did. got some weird looks from the teenagers and an approving nod from the creepy dude to my left.
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    the movie was horrible... it had its moments, but nothing special and im quite pissed off i wasted my money on this movie.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Colonel
      the movie was horrible... it had its moments, but nothing special and im quite pissed off i wasted my money on this movie.
      There was some slow parts, but how can you deny "There's a fuckin' cougar in the car!"
      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Colonel
        the movie was horrible... it had its moments, but nothing special and im quite pissed off i wasted my money on this movie.
        Worst opinion of the year, this movie is golden. Hillarious movie all the way through, my friends and I were laughing the whole time, especially at the outakes they showed at the end of the movie.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          That scene with the "baby jesus" conversation as they were saying grace was priceless, i highly recomend seeing this i laughed the entire fucking movie, seriously i did

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          • #6
            most conversations involving the kids were funny as hell too, the oxygen tent/spider monkey / microwave banter was kickass.
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #7
              it was hilarious, funniest movie of the year. I normally am not a ferrell fan, but he was perfect for this role. Colonel could not be more wrong.
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              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • #8
                movie wasn't that funny

                i never laughed at anything the kids said

                all the good jokes were already in the commercial

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                • #9
                  I know a kid IRL who is like the "retarded gangbanger" brothers, melded into one. It's priceless.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Liquid Blue
                    Worst opinion of the year, this movie is golden. Hillarious movie all the way through, my friends and I were laughing the whole time, especially at the outakes they showed at the end of the movie.
                    im sorry but his opinion makes much more sense than yours... this movie was horrible and as he said it had its moments, but the movie just reminds me too much of anchorman, the whole storyline was basically the same.

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                    • #11
                      It makes more sense because you didn't like the movie also? It's ok, the alien overlords took out the humor parts of your brain along with Colonel's.


                      BTW Prey is an awesome game, played it last night at a friends house.
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #12
                        I would also like to call into question Terracottafox's user title, as there is probably at least one other terra cotta fox somewhere!
                        Originally posted by Ward
                        OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                        • #13
                          I thought it was really long and mostly boring. It had a couple moments, but the high point was just the Marie Douceur, Marie Colère, the version of Paint it Black, in French.

                          After Clerks 2, I'm holding comedy to a higher standard this year.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sarien
                            I thought it was really long and mostly boring. It had a couple moments, but the high point was just the Marie Douceur, Marie Colère, the version of Paint it Black, in French.

                            After Clerks 2, I'm holding comedy to a higher standard this year.
                            Finally... another smart person in here.
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                            Goddess> i haven't had sex in over 5 years now because i'm waiting for someone who's worth marrying ... which will most likely never happen so i figure ima be a nun without catholism

                            Colonel> rofl.. goddess hasn't had sex in 5 years because thats how long its been since someone has actually been able to find her cooch

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Colonel
                              Finally... another smart person in here.
                              Don't be so down on the movie, you guys have a lot in common...it got a 7/10 in reviews, you got a 7-10 in finals, "mostly a let-down but had its moments", etc
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