Picture this- the President of the United States, running around in a giant Mech. Now you dreams have come true, it's going to be an actual game! It's like looking into the future!
Goin to save the motherfuckin day, yea! America, fuck yea!
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Nothing is pointless! And the reason is, because I'm the President of the great United States of America! YEAAAAAAAH I'm gonna step on into outer space!
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