How do you wipe?

[K2Grey]

I stand so that there is more space and more easy accessibility. If I am sitting then my hand has to enter a fairly confined space.

I crumple the paper the first time in order to protect my hand. After the first wipe, crumpling is optional.

Wiping should be done until the paper is white.

[Squeezer]

I can't believe I just found this thread.

I crumple the paper, squat up a bit, and of course wipe front to back.

Furthermore, I believe that sometimes a good pee/shit combo, when you really, really, really have to go, can feel better than beating off.

[Pummel]

wow..

Who in the flying fuck sits down.. you have to like reach your hand around the back,stick it down the toilet,reach up to find your ass..

I STAND

[Missa]

I sit down to pee; it works quite well.

hell yeah!


oh and um. sit for first.. which is front to back.. then stand for the rest.. dunno why, but yeah. and if you do it back to front thats dumb, itll get your vagina infected !

yes, i know you have one!

edit: crumple ftw

[DoTheFandango]

I really hope ^ is a dude.

[Pandagirl!]

Let's get Maisoul on the case

[eehh]

Who in the flying fuck sits down.. you have to like reach your hand around the back,stick it down the toilet,reach up to find your ass..

I STAND

if you're fat, it might be a problem to reach down, but not for the rest of us.

fold, front to back, sitting down..

[RoDNeY]

Well, you put the main tank on the boss, the offtanks on the adds, and you see what happens.

let the aggro get the healer. Then see what happens, no soulstone bitch ur fucked

[Missa]

I really hope ^ is a dude.

i'm whatever you want me to be, baby.

[destroy]

Art of taking a shit

Before even starting the load, I wipe the seat a couple times before proceeding,

I stand, I try to reduce the risk of getting shit/bacteria nearby my hands (plus you never know who else took a shit there, unless you're at home), I also crumble, initially the first TP crumbled piece is the biggest, where I use a shitload of TP, as I want to grab as much shit as possible, the resting pieces are smaller but I wipe front-to-back, then back-to-front to get it at white paper faster.

Every dude should stand when they piss, no question.

[DoTheFandango]

Sitting is acceptable in the morning due to uncontrollable circumstances.