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  • #16
    Originally posted by Centurion
    EDIT: ...or are we talking about Intercourse?
    Bingo
    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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    • #17
      I enjoy fat white women.
      While I'm sippin herbal teas verbal bees plant fertile seeds
      Bitches leave with broke backs, swollen palms and purple knees

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Izor
        1:volcs> someone remind liquid blue that he's still a faggot, please?
        I'm cutting myself to linkin park as I type this because of that, really I am. I do so miss the topics where she'd come out of the blue to harass any other female on the internet or stir up shit when someone isn't talking about her.
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #19
          Please ban I.d.i.o.t..

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          • #20
            didnt volcs hit on you a lot right when she found out you had muscles? or am i imagining that
            5:gen> man
            5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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            • #21
              Volcs is just pissed cuz everyone saw her tits.

              err wait...
              Originally posted by Tone
              Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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              • #22
                and here i thought i was special..sigh
                I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
                I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

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                • #23
                  this thread is heading in the 'best thread ever' direction.

                  Wheres goddess? There now that I typed her name she'll come here because she searches for what anybody says about her daily. Or she'll try to avoid the thread to prove me wrong...no, she isn't that smart.
                  The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                  Originally posted by Richard Creager
                  All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Squeezer
                    Volcs is just pissed cuz everyone saw her tits.

                    THE JOKE IS THAT IT SAYS MOO AT THE BOTTOM CUZ SHE'S FAT.
                    Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                    sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                    • #25
                      No adult sizes?! Fuck that!

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                      • #26
                        were having intercourse right now, you and me
                        Big Chill

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                        • #27
                          http://volcs.justgotowned.com/
                          Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                          sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by DoTheFandango
                            AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

                            Funniest site ever!
                            Originally posted by Tone
                            Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Squeezer
                              Volcs is just pissed cuz everyone saw her tits.

                              err wait...
                              Did I miss out on stuff again..
                              Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                              • #30
                                Very Clutch DTF.
                                The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                                Originally posted by Richard Creager
                                All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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