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    Honestly this movie fucking owned, go see it. The public sex scene is hilarious..lmfao...and the whole movie keeps you going i loved it

  • #2
    I might check it out this weekend, the constant action seems interesting.

    Who needs a storyline with Jason Statham as the lead?!?!? B)

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    • #3
      saw it last night...didnt really enjoy it. some parts were funny but an 83 minute long movie just cant really deliver much. theres a lot of action i suppose, but if you want to enjoy it to the fullest smoke up before you go. you'll be trippin balls
      the price is right, bitch.

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      • #4
        This looks like a good movie idea, but it simply cannot be accomplished with today's audience.
        Originally posted by Jeenyuss
        sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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        • #5
          I saw the trailer. Right when it finished, I vommited. 6 times. And not because I was excited for the movie.

          Let me try to predict the plot of it:

          "OMG I WUZ ON A PLANE AND A SNAKE BIT ME AND ITS POISON WAS SICK DAWG"
          "YOU THINK THAT WAS SICK? IM SICK. CALL ME THE FLU CAUSE I AM SICK"
          "OMG WTFTARTARSAUCEONPASTA MY ADRENALINE IS SHOOTING UP AND I NEED TO KEEP IT THAT WAY"
          "MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP TALKING REALLY LOUDLY THEN G MONEY"
          "OK, AND ALSO, ROB BANKS. ALSO, COCKS."
          1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
          1: oar> yeah
          1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
          1: hed> and after dinner
          1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

          7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
          7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

          3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
          3: Nimesh> my sis does
          3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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          • #6
            Originally posted by IKM
            I saw the trailer. Right when it finished, I vommited. 6 times. And not because I was excited for the movie.

            Let me try to predict the plot of it:

            "OMG I WUZ ON A PLANE AND A SNAKE BIT ME AND ITS POISON WAS SICK DAWG"
            "YOU THINK THAT WAS SICK? IM SICK. CALL ME THE FLU CAUSE I AM SICK"
            "OMG WTFTARTARSAUCEONPASTA MY ADRENALINE IS SHOOTING UP AND I NEED TO KEEP IT THAT WAY"
            "MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP TALKING REALLY LOUDLY THEN G MONEY"
            "OK, AND ALSO, ROB BANKS. ALSO, COCKS."
            Give it some credit, it's not that stupid. No it's not a "deep" movie, and obviously its going to be an action movie. Expecting anything more than that kinda makes you a dick.
            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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            • #7
              its a statham, course its good you tit

              are ze germans in it? had to throw that in
              Jarlson of> if this game was a girl i would jerk off to it every night

              nopcode> sometimes get mates round, have a few beers and play this yes
              oNe-t> YEAH
              nopcode> before going out
              funfunfun> god the fun never stops does it

              MageWarrior> I'm so sexy, frog makes me lapdance for him daily

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