Possibly the gayest thing I have ever read. Seriously, I know you did it as some sort of ironic joke but I'd be surprised if you didn't genuinely harbour homosexual feelings after writing something so incredibly sick. Can't you find more orthodox ways of showing your homosexuality than on an internet game?
(NICKNAME)>FUCK DISOBLIGE
:NICKNAME:You once again insult me with your timely and valid quips.
(NICKNAME)>Money
:NICKNAME:
(NICKNAME)>so anyways, cyber?
:NICKNAME:k
:NICKNAME:I put on my robe and wizard hat.
(NICKNAME)>I unsheath my longsword
:NICKNAME:I feel a stream of energy running through my outer limbs
(NICKNAME)>I use my Triple Attack Technique
:NICKNAME:I cast lvl 51 of "Humoungous penis" on you. You become exhausted.
:NICKNAME:I take the opportunity and unleash my 3 inches of fury.
(NICKNAME)>I am stunned and disoriented
:NICKNAME:I take advantage of your stunning and take a huge shit on your chest.
(NICKNAME)>I recieve my cleveland steamer with gentle good humour. I also kick you in the nuts
:NICKNAME:My lvl 70 "Balls of steel" become unsecure. I feel a tingling sensation arise..
(NICKNAME)>I laugh at your unsecure balls, and have my way with your anus
:NICKNAME:From my anus appears a giant squid. I name it "brookus".
(NICKNAME)>I unleash my Erathia, cower in fear
:NICKNAME:sigh you won...gg
(NICKNAME)>GGZ
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Good times.
Possibly the gayest thing I have ever read. Seriously, I know you did it as some sort of ironic joke but I'd be surprised if you didn't genuinely harbour homosexual feelings after writing something so incredibly sick. Can't you find more orthodox ways of showing your homosexuality than on an internet game?
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