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thanks!My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Da1andonly View PostHappy birthday, kookie
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(NICKNAME)>FUCK DISOBLIGE
:NICKNAME:You once again insult me with your timely and valid quips.
(NICKNAME)>Money
:NICKNAME:
(NICKNAME)>so anyways, cyber?
:NICKNAME:k
:NICKNAME:I put on my robe and wizard hat.
(NICKNAME)>I unsheath my longsword
:NICKNAME:I feel a stream of energy running through my outer limbs
(NICKNAME)>I use my Triple Attack Technique
:NICKNAME:I cast lvl 51 of "Humoungous penis" on you. You become exhausted.
:NICKNAME:I take the opportunity and unleash my 3 inches of fury.
(NICKNAME)>I am stunned and disoriented
:NICKNAME:I take advantage of your stunning and take a huge shit on your chest.
(NICKNAME)>I recieve my cleveland steamer with gentle good humour. I also kick you in the nuts
:NICKNAME:My lvl 70 "Balls of steel" become unsecure. I feel a tingling sensation arise..
(NICKNAME)>I laugh at your unsecure balls, and have my way with your anus
:NICKNAME:From my anus appears a giant squid. I name it "brookus".
(NICKNAME)>I unleash my Erathia, cower in fear
:NICKNAME:sigh you won...gg
(NICKNAME)>GGZ
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Good times.
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Originally posted by MetalHeadz View PostPossibly the gayest thing I have ever read. Seriously, I know you did it as some sort of ironic joke but I'd be surprised if you didn't genuinely harbour homosexual feelings after writing something so incredibly sick. Can't you find more orthodox ways of showing your homosexuality than on an internet game?♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
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