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  • gran guerrero
    Yeah! Science Bitch!
    • Oct 2004
    • 9537

    #1

    The Protector

    ok I know I really don't like posted movie threads and shit but...

    YO THIS MOVIE WAS FUCKING AWESOME!

    I am a big Tony Jaa fan ever since Ong Bak came out, and my god I felt that this movie was like a video game, but fuck that this was amazing.

    TONY JAA IS NOW OFFICIALLY NICKNAMED THE BONE BREAKER! fuck that never-was washed-up rapper named bone breaker.

    Also for those who watched this movie and play or has played Tekken.
    WAS THAT NOT EDDY FROM TEKKEN WHO WAS DOING KAPPAWARA AGAINST TONY JAA IN THE BURNNING FLOODED MONESTARY? OMG I SWEAR IT IS!

    All good things must come to an end.
  • Stultus
    whqt
    • Aug 2004
    • 679

    #2
    Best spelling of Capoeira ever.
    FREE MANDELA

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    • gran guerrero
      Yeah! Science Bitch!
      • Oct 2004
      • 9537

      #3
      close enough

      All good things must come to an end.

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      • gran guerrero
        Yeah! Science Bitch!
        • Oct 2004
        • 9537

        #4
        ok seriously this guy is really Eddy Gordo from Tekken 3 and up


        CLICK HERE FOR LINK OF CLIP OF MOVIE OF EDDY GORDO

        All good things must come to an end.

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        • phata$$
          Hunh...Errm...
          • Oct 2005
          • 2121

          #5
          haha. He IS Eddy Gordo. Looks more like Ronaldinho injected with steroids.

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          • IKM
            Resident Resident
            • Dec 2005
            • 404

            #6
            OMG SO I SAW THIS MOVIE AND IT WAS UBER-LEET LIKE ME BUT A LITTLE MORE SO, AND THEN I MET THIS GIRL AND SHE GAVE ME HER # BUT IT TURNS OUT SHE HAD AN ADAM'S APPLE. DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY? OKAY, TOODLED DUDES, GRAN GUERRERERRERISIMO

            ps, cocks
            pps, don't forget to bring a TOWEL! :lock:
            1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
            1: oar> yeah
            1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
            1: hed> and after dinner
            1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

            7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
            7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

            3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
            3: Nimesh> my sis does
            3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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            • Bioture
              Banned
              • Aug 2002
              • 4422

              #7
              Great movie. I really thought eddie gordo had a fictious fighting style until I saw this.

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              • gran guerrero
                Yeah! Science Bitch!
                • Oct 2004
                • 9537

                #8
                Originally posted by Bioture
                Great movie. I really thought eddie gordo had a fictious fighting style until I saw this.
                it's only one of the most popular martial arts to come out of brasil next to Brasilian Ju'jitsu

                All good things must come to an end.

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                • Dameon Angell
                  TWDT Operator
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 8882

                  #9
                  Eddy Gordo: The Movie? I'm seeing it tomorrow, then.
                  TWDT 32 - LowTierGods Captain

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                  • Miku19
                    All my shots are sente
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 2030

                    #10
                    Too much talk though, the dialog was crap.

                    The action was FANTASTIQUE though!
                    6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

                    Originally posted by Dreamwin
                    3 league vet

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                    • PaulOakenfold
                      Pauk
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 8146

                      #11
                      Originally posted by gran guerrero
                      I'm no martial artist, but that type of fighting style not only looks like a major waste of energy, but also fairly predictable. It looks neat though.

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                      • gran guerrero
                        Yeah! Science Bitch!
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 9537

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PaulOakenfold
                        I'm no martial artist, but that type of fighting style not only looks like a major waste of energy, but also fairly predictable. It looks neat though.
                        um it's actually a dance mixed with martial arts.

                        the slaves in brasil invented it so that they could learn how to fight without being caught (aka showin the whiteman that they can dance so they didn't know it was actually 'BreakDance' Fighting)

                        All good things must come to an end.

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                        • Miku19
                          All my shots are sente
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 2030

                          #13
                          But it's still ineffective in real use. Luckily monsieur Jaa found a way to win against a guy standing on one hand kicking way too wide only after he first battled the poor fella for around 10 mins, giving us a nice watery showdown.

                          Looked cool though, I was disappointed about the fact there wasn't any handstand-spinkick-comboing though.
                          6:megaman89> im 3 league veteran back off

                          Originally posted by Dreamwin
                          3 league vet

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                          • Eric is God
                            Registered User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 1140

                            #14
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                            • Eric is God
                              Registered User
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 1140

                              #15
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                              Last edited by Eric is God; 10-03-2006, 02:11 AM.

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