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Originally posted by Liquid Blue
/stabs self
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Fuck. I just did. Fucccckkkkk.
/stabs selfOriginally posted by Ward -
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*loots dead body*My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Good, I am gonna sell your dead body to G0ddess.Originally posted by Vykromond☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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i think the difference of living in a cave compared to a house is a bigger factor than how tall the ceiling is,
(the white house has 3 metre tall ceilings??????)Reinstate Sarien
ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS
Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho
"no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"Comment
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