Did you hear? Bush has a secretary named Osama and Bin Laden has a secretary named George.
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Originally posted by Troll KingDid you hear? Bush has a secretary named Osama and Bin Laden has a secretary named George.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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Originally posted by genocidalEven though Paris is a complete stupid whore I would still bone the living hell out of her - she's sexy.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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OMG, you are so damn right! As a girlfriend, you definitely need someone who acts like a shy princess in the public, who wears clothes that cover up to her neck - clothes that show her curve but not tight enough to reveal her butt crack.
But boy, on Friday evening, she will tie you up on the bed and hump you for hours. You would be sooo exhausted, you will sleep for the next two days. :fear:☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏
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Just like Bush and Bin Laden, being a girlfriend is something you know nothing about.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by T3l Ca7OMG, you are so damn right! As a girlfriend, you definitely need someone who acts like a shy princess in the public, who wears clothes that cover up to her neck - clothes that show her curve but not tight enough to reveal her butt crack.
But boy, on Friday evening, she will tie you up on the bed and hump you for hours. You would be sooo exhausted, you will sleep for the next two days. :fear:Originally posted by Facetiousedit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)
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Originally posted by T3l Ca7OMG, you are so damn right! As a girlfriend, you definitely need someone who acts like a shy princess in the public, who wears clothes that cover up to her neck - clothes that show her curve but not tight enough to reveal her butt crack.
But boy, on Friday evening, she will tie you up on the bed and hump you for hours. You would be sooo exhausted, you will sleep for the next two days. :fear:Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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Originally posted by VykromondI dunno man, the "tie you up on the bed and hump you for hours" doesn't sound so bad, does it?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by genocidalTelcat's pussy's so tight you can crack walnuts in it.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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