Sprained both my arms.

[Liquid Blue]

that sucks, hope you get better soon.

[Subjugation]

Goddamn. That's pretty fucked up, if you're telling the truth.

[IKM]

well im riding with my friend, going to another friends house, on my bike. I go over a jump, and my front tire just fucking pops off and my bike flips over, digs my back a nice scratch. Worst of all, i fall with straight arms, with all my weight, i can now use my fingers, but my arms are useless. My knees are also fucked.

Laugh, or preferably, gimme some tips to help me rid this pain.

That's just unorthadox. Just take it easy, and don't work much

[Dameon Angell]

I'd laugh, but I figured you'd rather laugh, yourself.

Eddie Murphy's "Raw": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j4yRnLTi9U
Chris Rock's "Bigger and Blacker": http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search
Jim Breuer's "Hardcore": http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search
the Sklar Brothers on Comedy Central Presents: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIHbiC90vg

[Phiz]

Sleuth your a fool for life

[Kontrolz]

Or take some lsd and grow new arms!

[PaulOakenfold]

Get addicted to opiates during this time, it's a lot of fun.

[Jeenyuss]

morphine. i hope you're double casted, that'd be awesome.

[RoDNeY]

things to do while you cant masturbate:

"Try new things, see if you can jimoke"

SS should help.

owait lol

[Sleuth]

well im riding with my friend, going to another friends house, on my bike. I go over a jump, and my front tire just fucking pops off and my bike flips over, digs my back a nice scratch. Worst of all, i fall with straight arms, with all my weight, i can now use my fingers, but my arms are useless. My knees are also fucked.

Laugh, or preferably, gimme some tips to help me rid this pain.