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    House MD

    Alongside 24, it's the best show on tv today (from what we euros get to watch).


    House is the man, there is no question about it, he carries the show even if supporting cast are turning out to be very good. Character development, brave writing (one episode had this total Hoolywodd ending, and I was like, aw that sucks, and then at the very ending a guy does the thing according to his character traits, and it turns out to be perfect, human and totally non Hoolywodd), medical mumbo-jumbo, zebra chasing, elite sarcastic dark humor... its bjudiful


    See it if you haven't already, I'm plowing through season 1 atm
    Originally posted by Disliked
    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


    Originally posted by concealed
    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X
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    Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
    Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.



    Dr. Gregory House: A patient comes because she's sleeping 18 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness



    Dr. Gregory House: Well, there's the fever that Cameron was looking for.
    Dr. Cameron: We knew if it was myelitis there had to be an -itis. This must be the infection that set it off.
    Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Except in this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but...



    [about Cuddy]
    Dr. Robert Chase: You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been... nasty.
    Dr. Gregory House: Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good



    Dr. Gregory House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
    Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
    Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
    [to Lisa]
    Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it?
    [to crowd]
    Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?



    Dr. Eric Foreman: You assaulted that man!
    Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll never do it again.
    Dr. Eric Foreman: Yes you will.
    Dr. Gregory House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.



    Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm overtraining; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day,
    [House looks tired]
    Jill: but I can't seem to lose any weight.
    Dr. Gregory House: Lift up your arms.
    [she does so]
    Dr. Gregory House: You have a parasite.
    Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
    Dr. Gregory House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.
    [she lies back, and still has her hands up]
    Dr. Gregory House: You can put your arms down.
    Jill: Can you do anything about it?
    Dr. Gregory House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
    [he starts to ultrasound her abdomen]
    Jill: Illegal?
    Dr. Gregory House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
    Jill: Playdates?
    Dr. Gregory House: [shows her the ultrasound] It has your eyes.
    [it's a baby]
    Originally posted by Disliked
    However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


    Originally posted by concealed
    when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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    • #3
      Funny.
      I've "heard" it was supposed to be really good.
      It premiered a few weeks ago and I saw all the episodes,
      but I begin to lose interest.

      I kind of get the feeling it's the usual what-happend story without ever being able to become the Sherlock since in the end they find the key answer for the solution.

      Mayor plus is the sarcasm used by House.

      “You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.”

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      • #4
        YEa, I'm hoping for a case they won't be able to solve, but there has been some hard cases, or decisions, like in that one episode with infant infections where he's tossing a coin to deicide which baby gets which medicine, and ultimatly ends up killing one with the wrong medicine. I liked that sense of human drama.

        There will be some major character developing, in short flashbacks or when dealing with some situations...so far all the 7 episodes I watched were memorable and generally excellent
        Originally posted by Disliked
        However, I have a bigger problem, being an atheist for 9 years, most of it during my teenage years I've become a little addicted to masterbation. I've tried to stop and even asked God to help but I'm unable to resist the temptation and it's driving me insane with grief.


        Originally posted by concealed
        when i was on incuria i took 40 mgs of adderol like an hour before every match. didnt help me that much :X

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        • #5
          At first I enjoyed it (after watching 2-3 episodes of the new season), but everything seems all to repetitive now.
          - person comes in with weird sickness
          - house tries one thing
          - other doctors complain
          - repeat #2 & 3 about 3-4 times
          - house has random thought
          - house saves life

          that's probably not how it goes all the time, but it always feels like im watching a different version of power rangers
          duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

          Mattey> put me in corch

          zidane> go kf urself pork

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          • #6
            It comes at the same time as prisonbreak over here so I haven't watched a single full episode yet, but my mom watches it so I have seen blurs coming by and I wasn't too impressed by it.
            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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            • #7
              Brilliant show albeit a little repetitive (you missed out the part where something about the case has to attract House's curiosity, pd)

              Little trivia for you; the theme tune at the begining is different in UK than it is in the US.

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              • #8
                o/

                Too bad our Statics tests are tuesdays at 7pm so every couple of weeks I have to miss an episode
                USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by D1st0rt View Post
                  o/

                  Too bad our Statics tests are tuesdays at 7pm so every couple of weeks I have to miss an episode
                  I have physics tests tuesdays at 6pm so I have to be elite skilledz at physics and just rush through the test so I get out with time to get home for the show.
                  Ban Ikrit

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                  • #10
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                    Last edited by Eric is God; 10-03-2006, 02:48 AM.

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                    • #11
                      i liked the one where house got shot in the neck and that one guys scrotum explodes


                      1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                      • #12
                        Great show ... the 2nd episode of this season was kinda stupid ... the one with the boy who thinks he's being attacked by aliens.

                        The cases are getting a bit repetitive though ... the first two seasons were amazing. The only real highlight of this season is House's leg and how it's changing him.

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                        • #13
                          They can do a lot more with the characters since they are really established now
                          USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Eric is God View Post
                            Like House, I'm anxiously waiting until that girl turns 18 so he can start nailing her. Those of you who saw last week's episode know what I'm talking about.
                            i hope it dissapoints you that he doesnt! : P
                            duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                            Mattey> put me in corch

                            zidane> go kf urself pork

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by House
                              DAMN!
                              ffff
                              USA WORLD CHAMPS

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