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Okay so I get done with classes and am pissed off because I'm always behind on my shit and the first part of this week and late last week was when this third of the semester was catching up with me. I go to the grocery to get a damned sandwich because they're the best (Publix subs!) and of course the bitch gives me the wrong type of meat. How does ham, salami, and bologna equate to turkey, ham, and roast beef? Whatever, I can take that.
Next I'm walking to the check-out and what catches my eye? Of course you idiots, peanuts. I haven't had some mixed nuts in a while so I think to get some. But mixed nuts are 4.50. How is a can of damn nuts 4.50? Whatever, I crave it.
After careful inspection (grabbing the first can I see) I head to the front and check out. I get home, eat my sandwich, etc. and forget about the peanuts. I just opened them now and what do I find? LIGHTLY SALTED. Who the Christing shit eats their peanuts lightly salted? Peanuts and salt go together like white people and cheese sandwiches. (If you eat a cheese sandwich you're a dipshit and a pussy, who the fuck wants bread and goddamn cheese? Man up, grow some balls, and slap some meat on that shit.)
Anyway, what pisses me off even more is that I spent 4.50 on a can of worthless nuts and now I'm inevitably going to have to spend another 4.50 plus tax which means about 10 dollars of fucking peanuts and towards a grocery store that doesn't know their deli meat from their labias.
Happy ending: two dead kittens and a girl scout with a broken arm later, I'm a happier man.
Next I'm walking to the check-out and what catches my eye? Of course you idiots, peanuts. I haven't had some mixed nuts in a while so I think to get some. But mixed nuts are 4.50. How is a can of damn nuts 4.50? Whatever, I crave it.
After careful inspection (grabbing the first can I see) I head to the front and check out. I get home, eat my sandwich, etc. and forget about the peanuts. I just opened them now and what do I find? LIGHTLY SALTED. Who the Christing shit eats their peanuts lightly salted? Peanuts and salt go together like white people and cheese sandwiches. (If you eat a cheese sandwich you're a dipshit and a pussy, who the fuck wants bread and goddamn cheese? Man up, grow some balls, and slap some meat on that shit.)
Anyway, what pisses me off even more is that I spent 4.50 on a can of worthless nuts and now I'm inevitably going to have to spend another 4.50 plus tax which means about 10 dollars of fucking peanuts and towards a grocery store that doesn't know their deli meat from their labias.
Happy ending: two dead kittens and a girl scout with a broken arm later, I'm a happier man.
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