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haiku's only.
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Harder than it looks
no i do not mean my cock
this should be funny
haiku's only.
5
7
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Harder than it looks
no i do not mean my cock
this should be funny
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Was not a haikuOriginally posted by genocidal View Post
you dick, god dick sucker dick
you're a dick HAIKUComment
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haikus suck dick
dicksuckers post haikus
go suck a dickComment
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deathking is a dick
a TINY floppy penis
who dwells in males' rumps.Last edited by Scurvy; 10-05-2006, 02:57 PM.Comment
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how do i shot web
seems easy enough to solve
let's see you try itOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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you shoot out your bum
and into my tummy-tum
solyent green is made of pooMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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why would you post here?
I already did this thread
just go post in mineafksryComment
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reviving old threads
is frowned upon at best
plus i did not knowComment
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you appear to have
a bit of difficulty
counting to sevenOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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stupid fucking cunt
cant bloody count to seven
get off the forumsComment
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I believe I'm right
Correct me if i am wrong
but it is "frown-ed"Comment
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Originally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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Cool mountaintop breeze
The snow falls softly downward
Take a shower gran1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
3: Nimesh> my sis does
3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcakeComment
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what the fuck was that
a legitimate haiku
youre farking retarded
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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