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These are the kind of comebacks that put our country to shame. Put more than one braincell into them next time.Originally posted by Money View PostComment
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Someone find me a job in Austin, preferrably UT. I'm pretty good at Photoshopping, farting, and computer stuff. First person to find me a $70-85k/yr job gets a wheelbarrow full of toys.Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.Comment
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by braincells he means exclamation marks. money you need to have a lot of exclamation marks so it informs the reader where the joke is and when the reader is supposed to laugh. so remember, next time use more exclamation marks.Originally posted by PaulOakenfold View PostOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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It was a joke ikill. All large-medium size cities in the developed world will have museums, art centers, community centers ect...
And to make you feel better I used the American spelling of centre.Comment
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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