Will you marry me?

[Kim]

In holy matrimony, witnessed by all these forum trolls.

http://duggmirror.com/gaming_news/Gu..._MMORPG_Forum/

[D1st0rt]

I'm really... really sorry. But you're going to have to wait until November 25th at like... 11 in the morning for my answer.

I'll tell you when I get off the plane.

LOL EZ

[Stabwound]

Wow, and it's not even a good MMORPG.

[Kim]

If you read on you'll find out they have an in-game and out-game wedding!

How sweet :wub:

[Edify]

Oh. He didn't really have to make it all public though. Seems like he wanted more attention for it.

[Chao.]

That wouldve been great if:

"Sorry cant marry you I not taker noobs."

"...What?"

Really though, pretty sad. :/

[phata$$]

Better than eHarmony!

[Sarien]

Why marry if 2ez noob?

[Jeenyuss]

kim you're a chick, right?

[Centurion]

y consummate if -2erectiledysfunction- n00b

[Facetious]

Hilarious.

[Dameon Angell]

Facetious, shall we discuss our wedding plans?

[Noah]

Wow funeral all over again, disaster waiting to happen!

[Facetious]

Dameon Archangell,
Ever since I saw your effeminate name and anime/rpg avatars appear on these forums, I knew I had met someone with whom I would forge a lasting friendship. The first conversations that we ever had on Subspace made my body feel electric. I absolutely knew that you were the guy for me. When you gave me your ICQ screenname, I couldn't believe we'd taken such a step. I remember it fondly, I had to get ICQ just so we could have our nightly talks online. I remember thinking, "Who uses ICQ anymore? Only Dameon, the cutest, most charming person on the internet does." Obstacles such as not having ICQ could never come between us.

Of course, there were obstacles. I will never forgive myself for deciding to be in an e-relationship with maisoul. I thought you would never have me, so I had to settle for somebody that was much more insecure in his sexuality. When I saw how upset you were I was very sad and worried, but also a little excited. Once we started flirting and having cybersex daily, I was living on cloud nine. I will never forget the first time you virtually penetrated my leather donut. It was the most magical moment of my entire life. I knew that typing those words back and forth would solidify our relationship tremendously.

What I'm getting at is this. Sure, I've never met you, and your pictures are probably just candid shots of that guy from Mean Girls. None of that matters to me. I truly appreciate your spirit as a human being, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. People will make fun of us for our gayness, and people will make fun of us because I am deathly afraid of bodily contact and the only way we can make love is by typing to each other from seperate rooms. It just doesn't matter to me. Won't you move to Hawaii and be mine?

-Snuggums

[Facetious]

Hahahahaah. Have you seen the site where they ask for donations to afford the airfare so they can actually meet? They have a picture of their game characters holding hands.