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get a girlfriend.
Or at least a good fuck buddy.
Or at least a good fuck buddy.
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diaboloReinstate Sarien
ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS
Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho
"no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"Comment
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Good one. Anyone can learn how to solve a Rubik's Cube within a week or two. And the guides online are extremely easy to follow.Originally posted by Send View Post
Lock picking requires too much equipment to be casual.Comment
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Theology. Religion is some crazy shit. All of 'em.Comment
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Music theory/musical instrument.
Women love the guitar.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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thye love teh cock tooComment
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Yes, but you can buy and practice a musical instrument. The same is not true of teh cock.
I would advise learning piano, buy a $100 electric piano or something to start with :P- k2Comment
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Originally posted by Vatican AssassinOriginally posted by CopsComment
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You should really go DIY with this - I taught myself spanish by sneaking into classes, I learned automotive repair by hanging with car dudes - not just basic auto stuff, I can take apart an engine block. I learned guitar by borrowing guitars from friends who didn't play (you know those rich kid types).
It cost me next to nothing (besides the auto thing - some fifty bucks for a good tool set and of course expenses for the shit I bought, like new camshafts)Comment
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Just get a drug habit.Comment
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unless he's going to front his own meth lab, that's not the cheapest thing to do by himself...My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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practice rolling a quarter over your kuckles...thats sweet
or google "pen tricks" and learn that shit. crazy.
leap into the world of tantra
buy a lot of pot. or grow your own pot.
deal drugs.
become a voyeur.
create a rube goldberg machine
invent something.
invent a religion (see L. Ron Hubbard)Comment
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You can learn it in an hour or two easy. It takes a lot more work to learn to speed solve (which is basically memorizing a lot of algorithms).Originally posted by Sufficient View Post
Then you can move into blind solving. That involves memorizing the cube, covering your eyes, and then solving it from memory. That is continually kicking my ass.
I'm with Send and Sufficient. Solving the cube never fails to impress and is easy to learn (but you'll get damn tired of hearing people tell you "LOL I JUST MOVE THE STICKERS AROUND LOL LOL").Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.Comment
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learn drums, there are far to few drummers floating round the UK at the moment.
devil sticks
that silly thing with hats
photography?
a sport perhaps?Reinstate Sarien
ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS
Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho
"no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"Comment
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