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bush at the ranch...
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Displaced> I get pussy every day
Displaced> I'm rich
Displaced> I drive a ferrari lol
Displaced> ur a faggot with no money
Thors> prolly
Thors> but the pussy is HAIRY!
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And thus, with their motocross turkey armada, the gnome army begins their conquest of Earth.Comment
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Well John, it definately took alot of balls to pull off that move and it's all too clear he has what it takes.1:Best> lol why is everyone mad that roiwerk got a big dick stickin out his underwear, it's really attractive :P
3:Best> lol someone is going to sig that
3:Best> see it coming
3:Best> sadComment
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The Thrill of VicTurkey!
or the Thrill of Vic's Turkey :PComment
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PETA's new recruit had obviously misheard his instructions to try to relate turkey farming with racism.USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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A burn victim, Elmo's brother's mental deterioration slowly became evident as his attempts to gain the fame of his brother became more and more desperate.
:/Ripper>cant pee with a hard on
apt>yes u can wtf
apt>you need to clear the pipes after a nice masturbation
apt>i just put myself in a wierd position
apt>so i dont miss the toilet
Ripper>but after u masterbaition it usually goes down
apt>na
apt>ill show you pictures
apt>next time I masturbateComment
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Brookus puts some serious time and effort into his training. notice the burst in the background that he has effectively evaded.Comment
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Brookus is evolving into Brookusaur!1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
3: Nimesh> my sis does
3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcakeComment
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Bring your cold, your tired and your weary..... CUZ WE GOT TURKEY"Bilbo" SS is a sophisticated chat channel, nothing more.Comment
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He wanted rims but they weren't available for his vehicle.thread killer
Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the gameComment
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HAHAHAHAHHAOriginally posted by Ewan View PostReinstate Sarien
ph> AND THEN ME AND THE PLOINKIES WILL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL CRUFFER FOR TEA AND WONKETS
Hal Wilker> Need I look recall the statement? And Suh.. control ya ho
"no, it's Monday, which of course means it's ethnic day, so ill be going with Rosalita"Comment
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EXCLUSIVE: New World of Warcraft race and mount revealed!2:puker> gilder is any band bigger than metallica in your country
2:gilder> if artist count, madonna, cause he was in finland once
2:puker> he
2:puker> maledonna
2:Sika> whats metallicaComment
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this picture of the elusive banker-nosed-gobble-jockey was taken just moments before the turkey and large nosed rider were caught, deep fat fried, and consumed by charlie weiss.
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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t u r k e y.SNAPE.KILLS.DUMBLEDORE!!!!!!!!!!USA WORLD CHAMPSComment
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Originally posted by D1st0rt View Post
Winner.5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches insteadComment
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