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I have to buy a secret santa gift for my friend (male). I can spend 5 pounds ($9ish). I'd rather get him something funny, or something really cool.
Any ideas?
Any ideas?
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USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
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my friend is telling me that he went drinking with JERMAINE PENNANT last night and i am fucking jealous. he's telling me all these cool stories and stuff they talked about like about jermaine asking what he thought about liverpool playing him on the right and alonso and stevie in the middle and stuff.
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hehe nailedOriginally posted by TysonOriginally posted by HeavenSentOriginally posted by IzorComment
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Get him a rubber and some KY jelly; make sure you include a nice note with it!1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
3: Nimesh> my sis does
3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcakeComment
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Nailed, the new Zeus
But how?FREE MANDELAComment
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USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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Which is better, That above, or this penis shaped pasta?
http://www.rudefood.com/horny/product.asp?Code=PPS01USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
---A few minutes later---
9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
9:pascone> lol?Comment
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The chocolate dick is better, I've seen the pasta a million times.5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednadyComment
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