not a date, but i was once walking down the street with a girl who had had ONE gin & tonic, took one drag on a cig, and hurled all over the steps to a church then felt bad and cleaned it up during rush hour.
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Originally posted by Noah View PostOh, just remembered that the day after she saw my white boxer with huge skidmarks. Kthxbai.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerAll space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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Prom night my senior year, we went over to my friend's house, because his parents were out of town. We had a bunch of tents set up in the back yard for people to sleep in, so my gf and I got us a tent early in the night. Well, after smoking close to an ounce, and being very drunk on 151, we decided to go have sex in our tent. Well, in the middle of it, we started to hear giggling and scratching on the top of the tent. Apparently my drunk/high friends thought it would be a good idea to fuck with us. Because I was so high, I got really scared, thinking that there were some animals trying to get in. When my friends unzipped the flap, I rolled over and took all the blankets and sleeping bags with me.
So, there I am, screaming naked under a bunch of covers and sleeping bags, while my friends silly stringed my naked girlfriend and the inside of the tent. One of my friends was so drunk, that when he opened the flap, he actually fell into the tent and on top of my gf (he was about 6'0 225 lbs, she's 5'3 115). Afterward, we were covered in silly string, and pissed that we weren't able to finish because when word got out people came up to laugh and see what had happened. While they were all laughing and getting more drunk, I was taking off the condom. Sure enough, when I figured out who the mastermind was, I ran up to him and threw my used condom (not full) in his face.
He wasn't very happy in the morning.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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Never really had a bad first date that I remember. I do remember like 10 years ago turning down my date when he showed up at the door. My dog went insane and began snapping, barking, and attempting to bite him the minute he tried walking into the house. She'd never EVER bit, snapped, or even barked at anyone before. But this guy, whom was clean-cut and dressed nicely, and seemed to be a decent dude, she refused to allow into the house.
I don't know if anyone believes in the theory that dogs can sense something, but I lived by it that day.
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If he was hot I would have kicked the dog.Pandagirl!
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i was in 10th grade at the time, she was in 9th and thus couldn't yet drive. her mom dropped her off at my place and we were going to go out for dinner and a movie, the oh so typical of date routines. she gets out her mom's car at my place, walks up onto the porch and about 30 seconds later proceeds to lean over the railing and yak all over my mom's petunias. apparently she was really nervous about the date, so nervous in fact, that after the vomitting, she told me she was too anxious to go out and needed to go back home and lay down for awhile and i could call her later and maybe come over.
so i'm down with that. i give her a call later. i end up going over. we decide to stay in, crash on the couch and watch some movies. middle of one movie, i think it might've been nightmare before christmas, i lean in to kiss her, figuring it was as good a time as any, only to discover she hadn't brushed her teeeth after the puking incident. yuuuuck!
long story short, i ended up dating this girl for about 3 months. took her virginity and that was pretty much the highlight of our relationship, not the taking of her virginity, but the sex in general. she was freaky.
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