Scare the fuckers.

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Originally Posted by Scurvy
true story: Dont let the girl shave her legs until she's 'allowed to date' and she's too embarassed to get close to any guy.

There are alot of guys that are into that. After doing Dead tour many many yrs ago...it was hard not to see any non-hairy chicks on tour. We're talkin' about pits, legs, mustaches....and in the summer...the prominant treasure trails that had been visible...hippie chicks :sick: . Dead Head chicks are gross anyway...covering up their B.O. with petchule oil...now every time I smell that crap the image of smelly hippies comes to mind.

[Facetious]

I hope that either
a) I misread that
b) You made a mistake
c) You're from West Virginia

Ha, well when I do have a daughter, I do plan on dating her.

[Suh]

That's so mean! You're basically condemning your daughter to either be unpopular or to rebel against you secretly. And wouldn't that be going against the purpose of you doing it in the first place?

yeah as leg hair is directly related to popularity

[Scurvy]

Fuck you

no no sharp, it means you've got a shot with my future daughter...richards will probably be dead by then anyways...

and btw panda, its not like i have a daughter and wont let her shave. i just know parents who did that and thought it was funny.

[Send]

WWMD

(What would Money do?)

[Bioture]

I know this thread is kind of tongue-in-cheek, but seriously, who the fuck cares if your daughter is fucking her boyfriend?

You fuck my daughter,
I'm gonna fuck YOU.

[Jeenyuss]

You say this until you find out someone like Jeenyus (aka Casper McToodleface) is sticking his warbird in her flag room.

that's mr. mctoodleface to you, fuckwad.

[Spytek0420]

I saw something on TV about a mom who wouldn't let her daughter date a boy unless he left her with a $50 deposit.. and if her daughter came back upset or hurt or mad then the guy doesn't get his money back. I liked it for the fact that 1) not many teenage boys have an extra $50 bucks that they are willing to put down, and 2) any boy willing to put $50 down is prolly serious about dating her.

I dunno... just thought I'd throw that in :wub:

[Jerome Scuggs]

not a question as my (hot) future wife and i will be selling them as fast as we can pop them out

[Troll King]

I saw something on TV about a mom who wouldn't let her daughter date a boy unless he left her with a $50 deposit.. and if her daughter came back upset or hurt or mad then the guy doesn't get his money back. I liked it for the fact that 1) not many teenage boys have an extra $50 bucks that they are willing to put down, and 2) any boy willing to put $50 down is prolly serious about dating her.

I dunno... just thought I'd throw that in :wub:

Pimpin' ain't easy.

[Squeezer]

"I've been to prison before, and I'm not afraid to go back."

My uncle (who's a prison guard) said that to a guy that was taking his daughter out.

[Facetious]

I saw something on TV about a mom who wouldn't let her daughter date a boy unless he left her with a $50 deposit.. and if her daughter came back upset or hurt or mad then the guy doesn't get his money back. I liked it for the fact that 1) not many teenage boys have an extra $50 bucks that they are willing to put down, and 2) any boy willing to put $50 down is prolly serious about dating her.

I dunno... just thought I'd throw that in :wub:

Girls get upset over some crazy shit, that's a risky bet.

[Liquid Blue]

that's mr. mctoodleface to you, fuckwad.

luv u too

"I've been to prison before, and I'm not afraid to go back."

My uncle (who's a prison guard) said that to a guy that was taking his daughter out.

Man that'd be awesome to tell, horrible to hear.

[Jerome Scuggs]

Girls get upset over some crazy shit, that's a risky bet.

Seriously, I dated this one chick who was a real case, she was pretty cool but like, one time I was impatient to get to the movie theater (we were late) and she accuses me of following the female driver in front of us, like all "YOU LIKE HER DON'T YOU" wtf, it was like this 50 year old soccer mom

[Liquid Blue]

one time I was hanging out with one of my ex'es along with 2 other friends (group thing, bad idea) and I asked her about something on her face. She flipped out and was saying " you always make me so insecure" or some similar bullshit. Sheesh, last time I try to help make you not look like a tool by having lettuce on your face ~