The Dead Rabbit Society

[Machine of God]

butt juice... some fucking pug ass mother fucker dog was sitting on my lap and when it got off there was a god damn mother fucking sonofabitch queer assmother fucker skid stain on my god damn fucking pants, shit fuck ass whore cunt clitorus

[Beef Lo Mein]

I knew someone with a pug, and when it would sleep it would make noises and grunt. It was also so fat that when it slept on its side the dogs legs wouldn't even touch the ground they would just dangle in the air.

[Jargha]

Originally posted by ÆNIMA
For those of you who are stupid and can't read:

"*No, Fluffs is not dead, she has been "tranced" by a professionally "rabbit trained" 8 year old hu-mon!"

and now, for some more Monty Python:
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
[dramatic chord]
[clunk]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!



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[RabbitRapist]

anyone remember the buffy musical episode.. evil bunnies.. why do they eat so many carrots? why do they need such good eyesight?

just a thought.

-RR

[Heatha]

Originally posted by Machine of God
butt juice... some fucking pug ass mother fucker dog was sitting on my lap and when it got off there was a god damn mother fucking sonofabitch queer assmother fucker skid stain on my god damn fucking pants, shit fuck ass whore cunt clitorus

Originally posted by Beef Lo Mein
I knew someone with a pug, and when it would sleep it would make noises and grunt. It was also so fat that when it slept on its side the dogs legs wouldn't even touch the ground they would just dangle in the air.

Hehe. That's my dog. She is really, really fat. And her butt juice smells extremly sick. But just look at her, the cuteness makes up for it.

[Bigwig]

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!