Another Pussy Thread

[D1st0rt]

Rudy is no cat

[Rudy]

Attention!

Hello.
I'm going to be an intolerable bastard today.
Anyone who has posted in this thread and has mentioned the word pussy has 24 hours as of now to replace it with either cat or feline or be warned for reposting a deleted thread. If you fail to do so due to extenuating circumstances such as not reading this little notice; stiff shit, you bought it upon yourself.
Doesn't take a fucking genius to see the underlying connotations here and if you want to play these smartass games, then you'll have to play one of my own.

[Voth]

Guys.. we are talking about cats here, please take your racist, sexist, and other offensive comments away from this legitmate post about everyones favorite animal, the cat.

BTW Killer Soldier, I used to have a big cat myself, it died recently, I sure do miss goddess.

You obviously didn't have her reproductive abilities taken away.

[Kim]

Moved to Useless Crap

[Pummel]

The emoticon cat

This cat is only available on the internet

:cat:

[kthx]

The Dirty Cat

You bend down to kiss your cat and then all the sudden a horrible smell reaches your nose, you back away, scared. The best thing to do about a dirty or stinky cat, is to give it a bath, if the cat still smells after you give it a bath you might need to call a veteranarian.

[Ikrit]

The Porch Cat
This is usually a Black Cat that you found living in an alley eating garbage, felt sorry for, and brought home to give it something to eat. The Porch Cat will sit around all day begging you for anything and try to get inside any chance it gets. Never let The Porch Cat in your house or you may come home to things missing or broken every day.

[applecheek]

Wrong kind of pussy you idiot, we are talking about cats.. sick fuck, you should get banned.

kthx is trying to be a smartass... this thread is in the wrong area. This is non-related TW topic.

[kthx]

The bloody cat

If you have a cat that likes to go outside, then you know all about this cat, if the cat becomes bloody you might have to go to the store for it and pick up items to stop the blood from coming out. Make sure you either plug up the hole that is causing the bleeding, or atleast put a cover over it. Your cat might be a little irritable at this time, just tell your cat you love it and it will be ok in a few days.

[Killer Soldier]

The Siamese Cat
This cat is usually very small. You may want to avoid this cat or else your skin may become irritated. In some parts of the world, the siamese cat is very popular.

[kthx]

The powerhungry cat

No matter how many times you push it off the couch the cat tries to get back up and get on your lap, eventually the cat tries to act non-chalantly about it and walks off but you know it still wants to sit on your lap.

[Killer Soldier]

The Attention Seeking Cat
This cat just wants attention. It meows all the time until you pet it and won't leave you alone. When you go over to pet it, it runs away.

[kthx]

Guys.. we are talking about cats here, please take your racist, sexist, and other offensive comments away from this legitmate post about everyones favorite animal, the cat.

BTW Killer Soldier, I used to have a big cat myself, it died recently, I sure do miss goddess.

[Scurvy]

The Black Cat

The scariest of all cats, if one crosses your path make sure to run.

rofl with the Richards avatar

[Killer Soldier]

The Big Cat
This cat sits around and does nothing all day. Its so lazy yet when it gets up its spread is so wide from the fat.