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siamese twinss ?
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8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope... -
I'd date the one on the left (not one of the twins)
I wouldn't go as far as to call them hot. Do you reckon if you were having sex with them, would they both get the pleasure?USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
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9:cool koen> you scorereseted
9:Kim> UM
9:Kim> i didn't
9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
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All i got to say is LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL hell nah yo...none of them ugly hoes.C 1:Kthx> Geetar youve been gone soo long Izor lost his virginity...
C 1:ThreeSix> ROFLLMAOROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATZ
C 1:Coyote> wowow LOLOLOL ive been gone that long?? Izor was she not-blind/legal/willing? Or did you date rape her?
1:Kthx> Izor Izor Izor, can't you see, sometimes your virginity just seems to amuse me, and I just love your virgin ways, I guess thats why your Dueling while I get laid.
1:RaCka> Kthx> my aim is rustier then the box of condoms on izors deskComment
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not that i'd like dissing people like that, but the twins are pretty much buttuglyComment
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ugly/fat people give the best blowjobs
wouldnt that be doubley so for them?
im thurr
rofl
btw im still drunk as shit from last night and now im here at work... the hangover is gonna hit me in another hour or two and im going to hide under my desk at cry
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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just a thought, what if your nailing the twins, and you suck, and one decides to fake it, but the other doesn't...yeah, that would be hilarious.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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not a problem in my caseOriginally posted by Nickname View Post
but the thought made my spit dr pepper out my nose :wub:Comment
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ftwOriginally posted by Nickname View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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christ, could you imagine that, though? the good money's on the guess that they would talk very overtly about your performance as you did itComment
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worst deal ever, they would definatly talk a LOTComment
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well if you had sex with one of them you'd automatically be cheating on her with her sister. I don't see anything wrong with that.TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
TelCat> hoes get paid :(
TelCat> i dontComment
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You're all just assuming they have two heads but one body... how are you so sure?Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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That girl's earring is shiny.Comment
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i would want to cum with both of them sucking my balls, each one sucking 1 of them8:I Hate Cookies> a gota dágua foi quando falei q eu tinha 38 anos e estava apaixonado por uma garota, mas a família dela n deixava agente namorar
8:I Hate Cookies> aí quando todo mundo me apoiou falando q o amor supera tudo, falei q a garota tinha 12 anos
8:I Hate Cookies> aí todos mudaram repentinamente de opinião falando q eu era um pedófilo
8:AnImoL> esses amigos falsos
8:SCHOPE NORRIS> o amor supera tudo. da até pra esperar a puberdade
8:I Hate Cookies> sim... fiquei desiludido schope...Comment
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