Ups

[Jerome Scuggs]

ok, i ordered a package from UPS, and chose 2nd day air with the asumption it would get to me by... well, the 2nd or 3rd day.

i've been tracking the package, and i'm uberconfused. the package made it all the way from Washington to Texas in one day. 2 days ago it made it to dallas, which is a three hour drive from my city of Shreveport... and it's been there since.

seriously. i could have driven to dallas and picked it up myself.

now my mother won't get her dildo for christmas. thanks ups, you piece of shit

[kthx]

Thought this thread was about the player, big let down.

[Xog]

i've been waiting a week for my pallies diso rivalry shirt and sun monitoring device

[kthx]

yeah well you like enis:

[Xog]

yeah well you like enis:

ur too used to forums that have that smilie face aren't you

[kthx]

It isn't a smiley, its penis in colons.

[NaiLed]

can you please both shut the fuck up

[Riesen]

Once, after I had ordered a package from UPS, I got a postcard in my mailbox saying that they couldn't deliver my package because they didn't have my apartment number.

Think about that. It was delivered to my mailbox...at my apartment.

[Cylor]

UPS ruined my holiday, those elves really need to get their shit together or Santa's never going to make it to every house.