i dont think i'd leap straight to sex or religion. i'd probably do some stuff i've always wanted to try..i'd go skydiving then take some escstacy and spend a day with the gf...honestly, i'd rather spend my last hours with people i love rather than boning countless strangers. if i had a couple months heads up, i'd grow dreads
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you could do drugs with your parents and friends at the same time, bet your mom has smoked more weed than you :fear:My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by Subjugation View PostI'd prefer to have everyone else know that it was coming like...a week in advance...because you could totally get as much anonymous sex as you wanted, with virtually no fear of consequences.Originally posted by ToneWomen who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better
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Btw, God left a message 2 days ago on my machine. Something about Horsemen or some shit? You might wanna check it out, pretty fucking weird if you ask me.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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