is it possible to have 99 problems

[GHB]

i can only think of five possible problems

big nose
fat legs
can't work out how to update the wiki
being chased by birds
rotten fingernail in sandwich

[Dant-Zu]

cat jumps on your food
you get lost in the sea
you get hit by a meteor
there's a walrus in your swimming pool
you go shopping and you have only 2 coins and one of them is foreign

[genocidal]

i can only think of five possible problems

big nose
fat legs
can't work out how to update the wiki
being chased by birds
rotten fingernail in sandwich

Gotta love thinly veiled European racism.

[Scurvy]

99 luftballoons floating in the summer sky

[HeavenSent]

Just take one down, pass it around, and you'll only have 98.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Repeat until you feel blessed.

[Fidel Castro]

Is it possible for fingernails to rot?

[Kim]

Yes

But a bitch ain't one.

[duel pasta]

Just take one down, pass it around, and you'll only have 97.

[Pummel]

Out of pineapple juice.

[Mantra-Slider]

Gotta love thinly veiled European racism.

hehe

[Scurvy]

Gotta love thinly veiled European racism.

i prefer thickly veiled middle eastern racism.