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    While this is a funny story, I don't think a vivid description of sex with a transsexual is the kind of thing you really want to post here. - Facetious
    tbc---v
    Last edited by Facetious; 01-12-2007, 12:22 AM.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    No, no. - Facetious
    And that ladies and gents, is what could happen the next time you're flirting with a sexy latin girl on an airplane. Compliments of the SA Forums.
    Last edited by Facetious; 01-12-2007, 12:20 AM.
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #3
      This kind of reminded me of my girlfriend so I sent her the link before realizing what it was about. Woops. :grin:

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      • #4
        So wait, they didn't do it?

        Sultry....shudder.

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        • #5
          holy shit, great story.
          Originally posted by turmio
          jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
          Originally posted by grand
          I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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          • #6
            no piitb?
            USA WORLD CHAMPS

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            • #7
              Hahahha good story.
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              My anime blog:
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              • #8
                Pretty funny. I would have just kept right on truckin', personally.
                Originally posted by Ward
                OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                • #9
                  dam great pacing
                  LA

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                  • #10
                    For anyone now unable to read that last section of the story, She was a tranny.
                    :turned:
                    help: (qg) (javs): i think my isp is stealing internet from me.

                    What's the difference between chopping an onion and chopping a baby? I cry when I chop onions. Type ?go Jav -Chao <ER>
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                    (Sefarius)> ....
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                    • #11
                      I don't think this quite qualifies you for a porn warning, but this shit is definitely not family-friendly. Plenty of stories like this are available on the SA forums, I'm sure. Closed. - Face
                      5:gen> man
                      5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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