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  • Folks in New England, watch out

    http://www.erh.noaa.gov/showsigwx.ph...ther+Statement

    ...DANGEROUSLY COLD WIND CHILLS OF 10 TO 20 BELOW ZERO ARE EXPECTED
    ACROSS THE REGION LATE TONIGHT AND FRIDAY...

    AN ARCTIC COLD FRONT WILL MOVE THROUGH THE REGION TONIGHT. BEHIND
    THIS FRONT...BITTERLY COLD AIR WILL SURGE INTO THE REGION AND
    PRODUCE DANGEROUSLY COLD WIND CHILLS LATE TONIGHT AND FRIDAY.

    LOW TEMPERATURES TONIGHT WILL FALL INTO THE SINGLE DIGITS ACROSS MOST
    OF THE REGION...WITH READINGS NEAR 0 ACROSS THE HIGHER TERRAIN. ON
    FRIDAY...ACTUAL HIGH TEMPERATURES WILL NOT GET OUT OF THE SINGLE
    NUMBERS ACROSS THE HIGHER ELEVATIONS...WITH TEMPERATURES
    STRUGGLING INTO THE LOWER TEENS IN HARTFORD...PROVIDENCE
    AND BOSTON.

    THESE BITTER COLD TEMPERATURES WILL COMBINE WITH SUSTAINED NORTHWEST
    WINDS OF 15 TO 30 MPH TO PRODUCE DANGEROUSLY COLD WIND CHILLS. WIND
    CHILLS WILL DROP TO BETWEEN 10 AND 20 BELOW ZERO LATE TONIGHT AND
    REMAIN WELL BELOW ZERO ON FRIDAY.

    WIND CHILL ADVISORIES MAY BE NEEDED FOR A LARGE PORTION OF
    SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND LATE TONIGHT AND FRIDAY. EXPOSED SKIN CAN
    SUFFER FROM FROSTBITE IN A VERY SHORT TIME UNDER THESE WIND CHILLS...
    SO DRESS ADEQUATELY. BE SURE TO WEAR LAYERED LIGHT CLOTHING...AND
    WEAR A HAT AND MITTENS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE DANGERS OF
    FROSTBITE.
    Don't know why he typed in all caps, but oh well- bundle up!
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    I the only one that finds this funny?
    5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
    5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
    5: Da1andonly> =((
    5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
    5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
    5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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    • #3
      glad i live in old england then

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jeansi View Post
        I the only one that finds this funny?
        I am find it funny two LOL

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        • #5
          this global warming shit is so depressing
          USA WORLD CHAMPS

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          • #6
            I know, right? The weather these past couple of months has been wacky as shit
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #7
              I believe it's written in caps to differentiate between characters that are similar.
              thread killer

              Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                I know, right? The weather these past couple of months has been wacky as shit
                Had sunshine today, bright blue skies (still a bit cold though) and it's still January!

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                • #9
                  Being in Connecticut, I'm right in the middle of this....Not a good day to be a car salesman tomorrow. At least it will be an easy day!

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                  • #10
                    Thank you winter for staying out of New England as long as you could. I guess we deserve this after the incredible weather we've had the last month and a half.


                    EDIT: INCREDIBLY MILD

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                    • #11
                      My window is open and I'm too lazy to close it.

                      Bye bye.
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                        My window is open and I'm too lazy to close it.

                        Bye bye.

                        9 OUT OF 10 AMERICANS DIE EVERY HOUR DUE TO LAZINESS AND COLD TEMPERATURES

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                        • #13
                          They have the cold weather alerts here too in Philly. Basically a call to get all the bums off of the sidewalk steam vents and into shelters.

                          -28.89 °C or -20 °F is a bit chilling for most, but just think that in 6 months time we will probably be bitching about it being 102 °F or 38.89 °C for a weeks stretch. Heat never bothered me...nor does the cold...I just hate driving in the Rain and Snow and not to leave out shoveling that crap out of my drive.
                          May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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                          • #14
                            It's really not that bad. I live in CT, it's suppose to get cold.

                            The only reason people are complaining is because it was 70 degrees 3 weeks ago.
                            Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                            sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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