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If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
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The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard Creager -
astronauts have laser guns
pew pewMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
is this in space with cavemen in their usual animal skin garments, on earth with astronauts in spacesuits, or just some happy medium in which both are alive and mobile?offline during quicksand's victory in twld which made us the first squad to have an undefeated TWL season while winning every game 4v5.Comment
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cavemen would club the bastards to deathDa1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
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Well, even though astronauts train a lot, I would still go for the cavemen.Comment
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Definitely the cavemen, because they're used to killing things.Pandagirl!
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No Weapons. Anything you'd have to find or make or whatever, the astronauts do not have guns, the cavemen do not have clubs.
My take is pretty simple, The cavemen are stronger, and superior in combat, however the astronauts are smarter, and may be able to pick them off through superior tactics.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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wtf no pew pew? Cavemen are used to fighting bare-handed and shit, they're probably either going to be buff as fuck or use every low-brow (get it) trick in the book to win. Astronauts can't even make any spears? Unfair advantage- if you go with no weapons, might as well give the astronauts home field advantage. Have them throw down in a Circuit City.Originally posted by Nickname View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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you all know that astronauts aren't nerds right? they are actually trained military soldiers that became astronauts (majority being Air force, some navy/marines). I think they have enough fighting technique, agility and strenght to take out the cavemen who just rely on slow, strong blunt force-trauma like attacks.sigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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Cavemen. They aren't afraid to grab another man's genitals.Comment
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Since we send chimps to the moon they'd basically be fighting themselves..Comment
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Ninjas.
No one fucks with a ninja.Originally posted by ToneComment
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Man cavemen did some brutal shit, you hunt a saber-tooth tiger or woolly mammoths for awhile and see how scared you are of some semi-buff/fit guy your size and height. Not only that but they fought in packs and used diversionary tactics and shit to survive, all the time.Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
no pew pew makes me
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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This sounds like a Star Trek epsiode of Kirk being placed on a planet to combat some cave man like guy...Kirk is losing until he makes gun powder from the surrounding terrain and uses it to kill his enemy.
I actually do not remember if Kirk killed the caveman guy...too long ago.
A case of Brawn vs. Brains...and god knows Shatner is the shit!
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yeah i like angel tooReinstate Sarien
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