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  • #16
    Making a spaghetti dinner for her and getting flowers.

    Also, giving her the DVD of MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE WITH SAMUEL MOTHAFUCKIN JACKSON. We joked about seeing it but never did--till now.
    5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
    5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
    5:royst> i wish it was calculus

    1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something

    1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead

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    • #17
      so yea ive come to the conclusion that im goin to take her out for dinner, and probably get her her fav. perfume..maybe a box of chocolates but fuck im poor.
      the price is right, bitch.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Pearl Jam View Post
        I'm going to hire a group of experienced heart surgeons so that we can touch each others' hearts.
        That's true love right there folks!
        duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

        Mattey> put me in corch

        zidane> go kf urself pork

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        • #19
          Anal.

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          • #20
            dinner, wine, whatever. we agreed to both chip in on a hookah instead of spending money on gifts for each other, but i'll be expected to do something anyways.

            heres a good gift for those who are cheap-asses like me--unfortunately it only works once per gf:

            buy a puzzle of some cliche romantic scene (sunset, flower garden, etc) and put it together on a big board or something. after its completed, flip the board over so that you're looking at the back of the puzzle. proceed to write your sweet nothings, poetry, sketches, erotic stories, etc. on the back of the puzzle with a sharpie. Then you dissemble said puzzle, put it in a box, put a bow on it, and ta daH!! simple, cheap, romantic, thoughtful valentines day gift. she will keep in the box and occasionally reassemble it when she needs a pick me up until you guys split; then she'll burn it piece by piece, or stick it under her bed in hopes that you'll re-unite someday.

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            • #21
              bio's 3-day lovefest

              starting tuesday, I surprise her with a bouquet of cut orchids (white, her favs), then take her on a private boat ride along the bay. Afterwards, we will have dinner at cityscape, with panoramic views of san francisco and the bay bridge. Then my driver will take her home, to more flowers and an invitation to my place wednesday.

              wednesday, I drop the love-bomb and cook her dinner at my condo, decked out with at least two dozen roses, italian/french fusion cuisine, wine, with slow dancing on my balcony followed by some cognac. Then we will probably do something unplanned, like go play video games at the metreon (if it gets that far), then come back to my place, make love until sunrise, breakfast in bed before work.

              thursday, I surprise her with limo service to pier 39, where I will be waiting with a single orchid, and will ride a boat out to a private pier restaurant (maximum seating 6), where I've preordered kumamoto oysters and caviar. Afterward dinner we will walk along the pier, have fun visiting various shops, etc. Then I will take her out to a distant dock via horse carriages at pier 41 where I will give her a v-day present, the three-diamond pendant from tiffany's. Then tell her I love her.
              TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
              TelCat> hoes get paid :(
              TelCat> i dont

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
                buy a puzzle of some cliche romantic scene (sunset, flower garden, etc) and put it together on a big board or something. after its completed, flip the board over so that you're looking at the back of the puzzle. proceed to write your sweet nothings, poetry, sketches, erotic stories, etc. on the back of the puzzle with a sharpie. Then you dissemble said puzzle, put it in a box, put a bow on it, and ta daH!! simple, cheap, romantic, thoughtful valentines day gift. she will keep in the box and occasionally reassemble it when she needs a pick me up until you guys split; then she'll burn it piece by piece, or stick it under her bed in hopes that you'll re-unite someday.
                I must say, that's a pretty good idea!
                Pandagirl!

                (ph)>12 is just right

                In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                1:Chao <ER>> at all
                1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                Chao <ER> - hero

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                • #23
                  dick in a box
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Bioture View Post
                    ridiculous plan
                    jesus fuck, man
                    USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Scurvy View Post
                      dinner, wine, whatever. we agreed to both chip in on a hookah instead of spending money on gifts for each other, but i'll be expected to do something anyways.

                      heres a good gift for those who are cheap-asses like me--unfortunately it only works once per gf:

                      buy a puzzle of some cliche romantic scene (sunset, flower garden, etc) and put it together on a big board or something. after its completed, flip the board over so that you're looking at the back of the puzzle. proceed to write your sweet nothings, poetry, sketches, erotic stories, etc. on the back of the puzzle with a sharpie. Then you dissemble said puzzle, put it in a box, put a bow on it, and ta daH!! simple, cheap, romantic, thoughtful valentines day gift. she will keep in the box and occasionally reassemble it when she needs a pick me up until you guys split; then she'll burn it piece by piece, or stick it under her bed in hopes that you'll re-unite someday.
                      Hey I saw this idea on a website too.
                      Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
                      www.geocities.com/epinephrine.rm

                      My anime blog:
                      www.animeslice.com

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                      • #26
                        What type of flowers should I get? Should i get a group of them or single? or rose(s)? something not too expensive but nice. she doesnt have a favourite and is not expecting flowers
                        the price is right, bitch.

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                        • #27
                          Alone with a roll of cookie dough.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Hero* View Post
                            What type of flowers should I get? Should i get a group of them or single? or rose(s)? something not too expensive but nice. she doesnt have a favourite and is not expecting flowers
                            if she doesn't have a favorite, find her favorite color and get that color in roses. If her fav color is blue, or some color that a rose wouldn't come in, buy white roses, and a bottle of blue dye. Mix the dye and water, soak the white roses in the colored dye for about 15 mins, dry em off.

                            A single flower is more romantic, probably depends on the presentation. I would tape it to the inside of my overcoat and surprise her somewhere with it. A bouquet is more general, and you can give it to her anywhere without the "surprise" factor. More flowers are typically better, however. But again, it depends on the presentation.
                            TelCat> i am a slut not a hoe
                            TelCat> hoes get paid :(
                            TelCat> i dont

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                            • #29
                              Pizza with a bottle of Wine.
                              May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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                              • #30
                                I wrote a Java program that opens a JOptionPane asking her to prom.
                                Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                                sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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