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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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ATTENTION, TRENCH WARS COMMUNITY!
The kitten has been named Miau, after TW's sexiest shark.
All hail Miau! :wub:Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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Apok was such a better name for KittyOriginally posted by Noah View PostRaCka> imagine standing out as a retard on subspace
RaCka> mad impressiveComment
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so is Chuck NorrisComment
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I want my prize to be nothing less than a bottle of jim beam, given to me by none other than paulo!http://wegotstoned.blogspot.com/Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.Comment
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this is what happens to cute cat babies
after chuck norris strokes themComment
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