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  • #1

    paradise is sexist

    so this one goes out to all the girls (and paradise)

    When did you get your period? HUh?! We're all DYING TO KNOW!!!!!!!!





    Editors Note: This is a parody thread, I don't really want to hear about your periods, I just want to point out how stupid paradises thread is. I do however expect a funny post from Vykromond and/or Liquid Blue. I'd also enjoy ph and Jerome, if I could get it.
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Nickname View Post
    I do however expect a funny post from Vykromond and/or Liquid Blue. I'd also enjoy ph and Jerome, if I could get it.
    oh sure...
    sigpic
    All good things must come to an end.

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    • #3
      Ew, why would you want to hear about my first period?

      (Yes, I know you really don't)
      Pandagirl!

      (ph)>12 is just right

      In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
      1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
      1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
      1:Chao <ER>> at all
      1:Mantra-Slider> chao
      1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
      Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
      Chao <ER> - hero

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      • #4
        now I'm under pressure to say something funny, thanks asshole


        I haven't been this flustered since the series finale of buffy

        oh wait that reminds me


        afk
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #5
          . <-

          har har, i know
          thread killer

          Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the game

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          • #6
            Maybe! O,o
            (Paradise)>dj sage
            (HELLZNO!)>is he good, ive never heard his music
            1: Dynasty> LOL
            1:vue> LOL
            1:Cap> LOOL

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            • #7
              THIS THREAD DELIVERS.


              amirite?
              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

              Originally posted by Richard Creager
              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
                Ew, why would you want to hear about my first period?

                (Yes, I know you really don't)
                we're not sure if your first period is fact or fiction, we're curious
                7:Warcraft> Why don't white people hit their kids anymore?


                Duel Pasta> great
                Duel Pasta> I spilled juice on my face


                Tower> NATIONAL WEED YOUR GARDEN DAY


                TWLB Champion Season 12
                TWLJ Champion Season 11
                TWLB All-Star Season 10
                Best undeserved TWL title winner in Trench Wars history

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                • #9
                  thats what we need voth, a story of how my wife bled from her crotch and didn't die.
                  The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                  Originally posted by Richard Creager
                  All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                  • #10
                    I think I'm going to pass on sharing stories about menstruation.

                    So far though, I've never had it go through my pants or skirt at school. I think that's a great accomplishment.
                    Pandagirl!

                    (ph)>12 is just right

                    In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                    1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                    1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                    1:Chao <ER>> at all
                    1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                    1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                    Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                    Chao <ER> - hero

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                    • #11
                      My first period:
                      It was just a few months before I turned 14 and I was on the can. I thought, what would happen if I just rubbed the bean for a little bit... "Niagra Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch..." For a minute I thought I was in a Skittles commercial! The next couple weeks my canoe looked quite weathered followed by my first cycle of many more to follow.:cat:

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nickname View Post
                        thats what we need voth, a story of how my wife bled from her crotch and didn't die.
                        no let's get back to the cocks


                        so guys talk about your cock, when did you first notice it, your first date with it, first time you got a woody in class, your name for it, shave or trim- you know, the works!
                        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                          so guys talk about your cock, when did you first notice it
                          notice what? huh? what are you taloh what the FUCK
                          Originally posted by Ward
                          OK.. ur retarded case closed

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