itt i will assign you an arbitrary IRL name

[Jerome Scuggs]

subjugation <ZH> is darnell
pavement is mark

[Jerome Scuggs]

crazy_canadian is now raoul

[Jerome Scuggs]

jamal is steve
edit: kings is bernie

[Facetious]

can i be kingsley masters

[Jerome Scuggs]

can i be kingsley masters

actually thats what i had in mind, kingsley

[Zerzera]

Xog is Dafydd

[NaiLed]

what will i be! the excitement mounts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ignominy]

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[DoTheFandango]

I choose Jerome as being a really black name, like Denzil, spelled exactly like that.

[Squeezer]

There's a girl in my English class with the name: Magic Denzium Hope.

I swear to fucking god her parents had Hope as a last name and decided to name their daughter Magic Denzium.

The worst part is that she signs everything (tests, homework, papers) as Magic Denzium Hope.

She even wrote out her full name when she revised my paper in class.

[DoTheFandango]

Is Denzium an element?
If so, that sucks. If not, that sucks. Still, her fucking name is Magic. Her life already sucked, I'm sure.

[Voth]

do me do me do me

[DoTheFandango]

That's what she said, therefore your are Michael Scott.

[Adman]

hit me up!

[Pummel]

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