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    Do they teach you to handle bears in karate?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    do you see him trying to judo chop the bear
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    • #3
      Clan of the cavebear

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      • #4
        The woman, who was not wearing the karate suit, got attacked. Clearly, you are less likely to get mauled if you wear a karate gi.

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        • #5
          they can smell fear
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          • #6
            I saw that a couple years ago on "when animals attack" or something stupid like that.

            But, on to something more interesting,

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            • #7
              If you did this, would you tell your friends?

              My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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              • #8
                only if they thought i looked asian

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                • #9
                  All the bear wanted to do was give the woman a free facelift, god knows she needed it.
                  Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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