Battle Thread

[SLaQ n Sauce]

It's easy to hate
for those who dont participate
but demonstrate and state
that "Man, your rhymes aint great"
like the brotha who's outta shape
tries to humiliate the man at the plate
"You're a shitty goalie, buddy!"
But bitch YOU cant even SKATE!
So Kid pay no attention to these groundless naysayers
Cuz what the fuck do we know?
We're just subspace players
sittin' in our chairs bitchin about the sun's glares
and unfair teamers comin atcha in pairs
But lets not split hairs
cuz one things for sure
the more rhymes u write, the more u mature
rest assured
the best is yet to be heard
and none of us are critics, we're just space game nerds.

[Kid Kaos]

Yea they call my shit the same but look at their punk asses
Wearing their thick readin glasses they come in masses
Kid, your rymes are simply a-a, b-b
Kid, you cant just make up words like For-shee-zy
Why dont you drop the tuff guy nerd shit
Step up to the mic and try to rap a little bit
But I know you would only rip your rymes off concrete
SPittin about something that was last weeks episode of Dawsons Creek
I pity you, you think its cool to be negative about everything
Always got punked before the bell would ring
Yea I know your type, crying cause the bully beat you up
So you hide behind the internet so you can be negatively active
I do rap about my AK wanna see it? Its massive
I would like to give a big FUCK YOU to all of the haters
And ide like to throw up 2, to all the true players
cause the raps I got come in thick layers
The Mind Reaper makin you say some prayers
I am white, and I aint got no escalade
And I dont flock chicks like a Macy's Day Parade
But I do spit rymes, and I do smoke vines
I do drink beer but I dont shed a tear
Ive been doing this for over 6 years
Next time you wanna come here, talking shit to me
Cut you open like a bitch
Give you a hysterectomy for disrespectin me.

[SLaQ n Sauce]

Give you a hysterectomy for disrespectin me.

$$$$$

[Pearl Jam]

I don't appreciate you "mad hating" on our muffin man collaboration, asshole.

[SLaQ n Sauce]

I rather enjoyed your muffin man rendition, pj. Can you rewind and remix that shit and drop it down with a little jazz/blues feel to it?

unf the p

[Kid Kaos]

Imma skip my introduction cause im done with this discusion
Stoppin the sucksion is limiting my eruption
But I aint about to rap about that
Im here to bust a little somethin about nuthin
Young motha fuckas in the hood get dipped
Where you live can determin your fate
Gatta stop all the hate
East and West killin cause of area
Its causing alot of hysterea rippen through Americas barea
The world is mine to live in, I choose to live it to the fullest
Never gonna late you discriminate just to racialy eliminate
Thats one thing I dont take, people fighting over color
I dont know why, we all live with the same mother
We all have the same mind capacity
Most of us live our lives extravagantly
So I ask you to share in the wealth of happiness
I love making rymes, dont be distasteless
No matter what you say to me I woulnt stop
Best recognize me for what I am Mr. Hip Hop
Think your know what is clean and what is not
Your trying to strip me of my freedom, thats hot
Ill stay on my course without changing its plot
I hope to be successfull, but not musically
I just do this for enjoyement lyrically
My favorite Bands include Tool AND the Wut-Tang Clan
I appreciate people for what they do with their music
So whether you be Jammin on the electric Axe
Or pumpin up the beat to spit some shit to the Max
Its all the same, And I love both I have no shame
Westcoast is where I live just sittin on my couch
California is like a dream I just cant seem to get awake
I think I smoked too much weed on my lunch break
But right now, its just smooth feeling like a calm lake
No bumps, no hazard enforcing its way into my brain
No more nefarious thoughts seem to remain
I need to break into the computer mainfrain to catch the knowledge train

[Ewan]

I can't rap but I can do poetry:

Roses are red, violets are blue
My name is Ted, and you stink of poo.

Thank you, please send all fan mail to 10 Downing Street

[wadi]

Opening threads that are a month old to add nothing new or relevant makes mods sad.

My Closing finger is getting tired -wadi