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  • #16
    Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
    I will come to your house and make your toliet to floor.
    what?
    Originally posted by turmio
    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
    Originally posted by grand
    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Pummel View Post
      Excuse my french but..

      FUCK YOU
      I chuckled.
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
        I will come to your house and make your toliet to floor
        ???
        Originally posted by Tone
        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
        Originally posted by the_paul
        Gargle battery acid fuckface
        Originally posted by Material Girl
        I tried downloading a soundcard

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Squeezer View Post
          just show em your tits. It got our attention for a while.
          Originally posted by Ignominy View Post
          :fear:
          sigpic
          All good things must come to an end.

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          • #20
            drapeau tricolore, drapeau bleu-blanc-rouge, drapeau français, rarely, le tricolore and, in military parlance, les couleurs. These are the names of their flag.
            Discuss.

            Common now guys i'm really trying to lead the thread away from the subject of Telcat's tits. Work with me!

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            • #21
              why dont you save your lessons for some dutch education

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              • #22
                Originally posted by gran guerrero View Post
                :fear:
                Don't take that tone with me.
                Originally posted by Tone
                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                • #23
                  Telcat when are you coming to Vegas?
                  afksry

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Ignominy View Post
                    Telcat when are you coming to Vegas?
                    Despite cummings versatility, I honestly don't think you can CUM from one place in the world to another.

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                    • #25
                      lol zeus

                      anyways telcat, just go up to a goofy looking guy and ask:
                      Me suce oui ?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Jeenyuss View Post
                        what?
                        flood ... go blame the french keyboard.
                        ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by SEAL View Post
                          why dont you save your lessons for some dutch education
                          How ez is it to smuggle the cakes from Amsterdam to London?
                          ☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
                            How ez is it to smuggle the cakes from Amsterdam to London?
                            I would not attempt bringing any food or substance with you.

                            UK customs love going through the baggage and items from those traveling from Amsterdam to London. If your into getting a cavity search....then go for it!
                            May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ignominy View Post
                              Telcat when are you coming to Vegas?
                              lol I'm serious let's hang out
                              afksry

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Ignominy View Post
                                lol I'm serious let's hang out
                                Are you that desperate for cooz?
                                Originally posted by Tone
                                Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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