Dear Bilbo

[Jeansi]

How many of these have you given your dates over all these years?

TESCO'S PEEKABOO STRIPPER POLE FOR KIDS, toy number 4

[Emaho]

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/...t_2007/99.html

Unleash the sex kitten inside ... soon you'll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars

This is some scary shit.

[Emaho]

They also made this:

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/..._2007/100.html

[Troll King]

How many of these have you given your dates over all these years?

The question shouldn't be how many he has given away but how many of the patents he owns.

[Squeezer]

I'll be the first to admit that I have a "loose" set of morals, but Jesus Christ even I know not to make toy stripper poles for little kids.