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Every time I go to dinner
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk, but they're not able
When I look at them, I'm fine
But they have a question on their mind
I wish it could go back to the way it was
It's not easy now because....
My whole family knows I'm gay
I guess I've always felt this way
Maybe it's because of the way I walk
That made them think that I like.....men
The god damned question just wont go away
And I get asked every single day
But the way they ask it is no disguise
They say "How was your day" So I say "just guys"
My whole family now is shocked
I was in the closet with the door unlocked
Now my glory days are gone
I felt like John Elway, now I'm like Elton John
My whole family now suspects
That watching spongebob had side effects
But "I'm not gay" is what I said
If I'm gay, then "God, strike me dead"
*coughcoughhackcough* Weird huh?
Just cause I went to an all guys school
Doesn't mean N Sync makes me drool
When I go outside, what do I see
The clouds in the sky spell F-A-G
I think that God might think I'm gay
What does he know anyway
My grandma gave me a card just last year
My card said "Happy birthday queer"
My whole family thinks I'm fab
Look Jam! Man Ass! Take a stab
Why don't I get women, theres no other way
"Its because I'm dirty, not because I'm gay"
Just because I'm afraid of the snow
And my favorite color is....rainbow
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay
Just kidding
Now the whole zone knows I'm gay
What am I suppose to say
You gotta look right through the haze
My easy bake over was just a phase
My whole squad thinks I'm queer
That is all I ever hear
I'm Gay, I swear
Congrats Jamal you cockfag. You were the one who came to mind when I heard this. I altered it slightly to suit you. Enjoy!
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk, but they're not able
When I look at them, I'm fine
But they have a question on their mind
I wish it could go back to the way it was
It's not easy now because....
My whole family knows I'm gay
I guess I've always felt this way
Maybe it's because of the way I walk
That made them think that I like.....men
The god damned question just wont go away
And I get asked every single day
But the way they ask it is no disguise
They say "How was your day" So I say "just guys"
My whole family now is shocked
I was in the closet with the door unlocked
Now my glory days are gone
I felt like John Elway, now I'm like Elton John
My whole family now suspects
That watching spongebob had side effects
But "I'm not gay" is what I said
If I'm gay, then "God, strike me dead"
*coughcoughhackcough* Weird huh?
Just cause I went to an all guys school
Doesn't mean N Sync makes me drool
When I go outside, what do I see
The clouds in the sky spell F-A-G
I think that God might think I'm gay
What does he know anyway
My grandma gave me a card just last year
My card said "Happy birthday queer"
My whole family thinks I'm fab
Look Jam! Man Ass! Take a stab
Why don't I get women, theres no other way
"Its because I'm dirty, not because I'm gay"
Just because I'm afraid of the snow
And my favorite color is....rainbow
Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay
Just kidding
Now the whole zone knows I'm gay
What am I suppose to say
You gotta look right through the haze
My easy bake over was just a phase
My whole squad thinks I'm queer
That is all I ever hear
I'm Gay, I swear
Congrats Jamal you cockfag. You were the one who came to mind when I heard this. I altered it slightly to suit you. Enjoy!
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